Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that her mom doesn't give us any privacy when we're at their place. I suggested that we go to my place for a change, and she agreed. Her mom called my house three times to see what we were doing. We're well beyond teenagers. FML
Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for two months. FML
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realggirl 0
Wow, YDI for leaving your clothes downstairs!! What were you thinking? If they'd been up there with you you could have pretended it was just her showering!
alexis1997 0
That happend 2 me once but my girls dad kicked my ass. Through me out of the house naked
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Comments (80)
tturn47 0
i've done that exact same thing, except in my own house... needless to say my girlfriend wasnt allowed over anymore
chaotician 0
I have no respect for these people. All these FML's aren't really FML's if they're all your fault. This is the current world, right? Make tons of stupid mistakes and then blame your life for when they're the stupidest. If you think for one freaking second you wouldn't be in any of these messes. Like, say, the FML's where people say "I was drunk, and I beat my friends with a baseball bat. FML." Thats not an FML. Thats not even close.
Zetsumei101 0
#64 is exactly right. You get what u deserve. My girl hardly even kisses me in her parents house and she's 21 and I am 24. Should tell you alittle something about respect.
Fody13 2
ya exactly what us wrong with you.
anonymous825 0
You're an idiot.
smallbarkbigbite 0
high five retard
crazyrunnergirl 7
Not the smartest idea leaving your clothes downstairs
spike1point5 1
I honestly don't get it. It's not that you deserved it, but eh, so what. As long as your gf isn't angry at you for it, you're fine