Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. The reason? She slept with four men while I was two weeks away visiting my brother. She told me it was because she missed me so much. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's been two weeks since my girlfriend of many years and I decided to take a short break from each other. We'd been fighting a lot and felt like some space would help the situation. I found out today that, at some point during those two weeks, she decided to go and have sex with my (now ex) best friend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two and half years broke up with me because I'm no longer able to give her the physical attention she needs. I live 4 hours away and we have been this way for almost a year. She found another guy to do it behind my back. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
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Icarus_II 0
She missed you oh so dearly that she shagged other men. Such a loyal girlfriend, almost brings a tear to my eye. Almost.
CallMeHush 1
***** Alert! Move on but remember, you can always go back and hit that easy piece again. I doubt her knees have been together for awhile.
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Comments (93)
kiss_of_death 0
fail
MadaZer0 8
Why are most of my comments getting deleted -.- it's honestly starting to get on my nerves...
zombiebram 0
is she in HS? or has the mind of a child? this is bullshit she is nothing but a ***** and you should be glad to be far away from her. do get tested asap
TriNiBaByDoLL 0
Hoe, hoe, she's a hoe, a really nasty hoe! be happy u don't have that **** in ur life anymore!
KurouTenshi 0
my (now ex)girlfriend went on a trip to her hometown in Louisiana, and slept with her school friend every night for the four days she was up there :/ so, yknow, it happens...
XxPLAYMAKERxX 0
holyshit!! that's the same excuse she gave me! were ******* the same girrrrrrrl, same girrrrrrl haha
texas_justice 0
...well, if it was 4 guys at once, technically that is only 1 incident of betrayal. don't be such a tight ass.
deadsrs 0
Yea live by example. 4 at once obviously proves SHE isn't a tightass... well not anymore at least. hurhurhur.
justdance1213 0
wow
perdix 31
Separately or all at once? You should trade in that engagement ring you were going to give her for an HD videocam and some anal waxings, and peddle the video of her group sex orgies on the internet. Lousy girlfriend -> great pornstar!
daniel1_1 13
lol
budster1993 2
she didn't miss you she missed a dick LOL
greenlime_fml 3
one, two, three, four bitch, ****, tramp, ***** five, six, seven, eight get STDs served in one date!