Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. The reason? She slept with four men while I was two weeks away visiting my brother. She told me it was because she missed me so much. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's been two weeks since my girlfriend of many years and I decided to take a short break from each other. We'd been fighting a lot and felt like some space would help the situation. I found out today that, at some point during those two weeks, she decided to go and have sex with my (now ex) best friend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two and half years broke up with me because I'm no longer able to give her the physical attention she needs. I live 4 hours away and we have been this way for almost a year. She found another guy to do it behind my back. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
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Icarus_II 0
She missed you oh so dearly that she shagged other men. Such a loyal girlfriend, almost brings a tear to my eye. Almost.
CallMeHush 1
***** Alert! Move on but remember, you can always go back and hit that easy piece again. I doubt her knees have been together for awhile.
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Comments (93)
tallykinz 0
its your fault. u wouldnt of broken up if u were ok with it !
rockinroyalty 0
your long convos. lost meh
yaboy95 0
lies
tankadin37 0
This kind of thing needs to stop happening. Our world is going to be composed of ***** an douchebags pretty soon.
juybuygo 13
oh yes, FYL and FHL. dirty dumb blonde i bet huh?
denny3206 0
Keep that bag of trash at the curb
born12l8 0
Dude, what a ****! Stupid women trying to justify their infidelities.
DuctTapedGoat 2
I went to a party once, partly to get out of the house cause my live-in girlfriend at the time was a shut-in who never left the computer/couch except to go to work, but mostly because it was a going away party for an old friend. I find out that she's off to the movies with a female friend. I think to myself - what friend? She doesn't have any friends IRL!? (seriously) Apparantly, she missed me so much that she thought it was appropriate to go to the movies with this friend whom she just met online on facebook "randomly". Then I find out when I get home and I see HIM drop her off that it wasn't a female at all. She says she didn't want me to get the wrong idea and that he has a girlfriend anyways. I then found out that he didn't have a girlfriend, that they started talking after he had left her. I guess the icing on the cake was when I found out that the summer road trip to California to return the dog that she and I had been dogsitting for her female friend who moved to LA a couple years back wasn't just any friend, it was her exgirlfriend. Good thing I broke up with her when I did - or I'd be stuck in California right now, cause I'm pretty sure the plan was to get me to drive her there in her car just cause she doesn't like driving long distances.
mskimbelinapham 5
What a nasty and filthy person. It's okay to live without sex. Smh
HCF_TJ 8
If she's there for the d either make it an open relationship or some sort of arrangement where you can smash if she looks half decent.