Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. The reason? She slept with four men while I was two weeks away visiting my brother. She told me it was because she missed me so much. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's been two weeks since my girlfriend of many years and I decided to take a short break from each other. We'd been fighting a lot and felt like some space would help the situation. I found out today that, at some point during those two weeks, she decided to go and have sex with my (now ex) best friend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two and half years broke up with me because I'm no longer able to give her the physical attention she needs. I live 4 hours away and we have been this way for almost a year. She found another guy to do it behind my back. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
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Icarus_II 0
She missed you oh so dearly that she shagged other men. Such a loyal girlfriend, almost brings a tear to my eye. Almost.
CallMeHush 1
***** Alert! Move on but remember, you can always go back and hit that easy piece again. I doubt her knees have been together for awhile.
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Comments (93)
walkerellis 0
first
afarr 0
troll. wow shes a ****.
garrettjordan 0
hahaha what a *****
roadie42 21
two weeks? i agree.
callicoat 0
she slept with me.
ImRawrtastic 0
rnt u happy u broke up wit that hoe
ajthere4u 0
omg u was goin to type the exact same comment it's like we are twins by brain lol
Nsnlover 0
ydi
ImRawrtastic 0
haha ty
soapopera92 4
Totally!
myman47 0
ur soo hott I love u
myman47 0
to #9
ImRawrtastic 0
lol thankss..
myman47 0
haha no problem
ImRawrtastic 0
ohh I thought u were joking rofl
myman47 0
haha well if that's rlly u. how can I be lol
ImRawrtastic 0
lol thanks
myman47 0
haha np again
ImRawrtastic 0
:P
myman47 0
haha ly2
ImRawrtastic 0
I feel luved? lmao
myman47 0
haha do u
ImRawrtastic 0
lol depends r u sum 70yr old man :P
myman47 0
ya def. haha. I'm 70 yes old and I go on fml to hit on girls haha
ImRawrtastic 0
then I totaly feel luved rofl
myman47 0
Hahaha i feel the love too
ImRawrtastic 0
lol oohh cuz it vday!!:)
myman47 0
yeah. except it sux vise I don't have a gf hahah u ?
ImRawrtastic 0
lol I'm straight buh nope
myman47 0
haha just making sure ur streight lol. not rlly I wouldn't care I think ?
subieguy 0
hi
ImRawrtastic 0
lol nah straight I don't turn myself on rofl
myman47 0
haha well same here haha
ImRawrtastic 0
lmao he wants sum vday luf!
myman47 0
fine 106 ill be your valentine sorry imrawrtastic :(. hahah
ImRawrtastic 0
lol that was a total <3
myman47 0
I'm sorry I can't five everyone love hahaha. if 106 doesntt say yes. I guess I'm stuck with u
ImRawrtastic 0
lol stuck?:( rofl to think u were straight!:P
myman47 0
hahahaha. I'm jk. ur def my valentine aha sry 106. btr luck nxt time
myman47 0
and no way is that u In ur pic if so holy ******* god ur hott lol
ImRawrtastic 0
lmao I feel luved again X)
ImRawrtastic 0
yea it's me lol
myman47 0
what! that's u and ur single? Jesus I'm suprised ur not bi haha all the girls will be on u too haha
ImRawrtastic 0
lol girls on girls is a bit uhmm.. plus I play hard to get ;) lmao jk
myman47 0
haha I noticed. ;). lol
ImRawrtastic 0
lmao i'm so sleeppy
myman47 0
same. where u from ?
ImRawrtastic 0
america an if u mean which state Virginia. :P hbu?
myman47 0
I'm from ny. but fir break I'm in telluride Colorado. I know it's like the worst thing fir a girl to be asked but since u look pretty young how old are u.
ImRawrtastic 0
lmao well that's not very safe tellin u my age lmao I'm 16 and u?
myman47 0
haha. well I'm a 70 yrold man like u said b4 haha. nah I'm 15
xlostwithoutu 0
Wow happy valentines day
ImRawrtastic 0
lol 70sounded much sexier :) but yea my bday was yesterday!X)
myman47 0
haha happy b-day. a day b4 valentines day! thts sick.
myman47 0
haha this sounds rlly weird so u can say no if u don't feel comfertable bit u gotta facebook?
myman47 0
I'm wiped. I'll talk to u tmrw byeee
ImRawrtastic 0
lol ok byee
babybubz 0
way to fill the FML with your lame conversation......
ImRawrtastic 0
Ty :/..
Almostskater22 0
ha maybe she's just jealous cuz she couldn't come up with a page long conversation haha and you managed too ;)
rob3 0
holy shit stfu u dumb motherfucking ugly virgin loser
myman47 0
wat?
myman47 0
and babybubz. what's wrong w/ ur face
ImRawrtastic 0
meanyy
myman47 0
haha welllllllll
ImRawrtastic 0
not u lmao rob3 perosnn
ImRawrtastic 0
not u lol robe person
ImRawrtastic 0
well wat : P
myman47 0
haha no I thought u ment me lol. yeah WTF is wring with rob perosn fml is def his life he gets mad because he wants to read the comments to the accuall fml. but he's a dick so whatever haha
ImRawrtastic 0
lol he probaly jelouse he didn't get to hve a long convo wit u!lol
myman47 0
haha I feel loved again aain what about u I mean almostskater kid gave u some mad props.
ImRawrtastic 0
lmao well babybuz seems pretty intresting makin me jelouse lmao jk
TheBreaKer_fml 0
FGAS probably
ImRawrtastic 0
?
myman47 0
hahaha ya well she should b jealous wen u look like tht
myman47 0
to Imrawrtastic. and # 164 back off she's mine hahahah jk
myman47 0
my bad haha 162
myman47 0
o wait ur a girl? wiait wat lol
ImRawrtastic 0
lol I'm urs! rofllmao
ImRawrtastic 0
lol 162 ur smexyful too!:P
myman47 0
r u being sarcastic? haha
ImRawrtastic 0
haha in a non **** way she is
myman47 0
I am so lost hahaha ily tho so it's k
iSwag 0
well she did talk about you a lot...
myman47 0
what do u mean
ImRawrtastic 0
ily2?rofl yea wat do u meann
myman47 0
haha I was jk bout the ily thing. but yeah u can't just keep us haning
ImRawrtastic 0
I wasn't jking!:( lol playin.. and haning?
Almostskater22 0
ha wow this convo is getting even longer and longer (that's what she said) haha keep it up :)
ImRawrtastic 0
lol :P
Almostskater22 0
lol I'm having fun out of this ;) too awesome
ImRawrtastic 0
lol..
Almostskater22 0
lol since no one is here to talk to you guess I should say hi haha so hi! :)
ImRawrtastic 0
lmao hai almost skater?lol
Almostskater22 0
lol name is confusing yeah I meant it that I skate almost it's a skateboard brand haha :)
myman47 0
wow rlly?
myman47 0
I kinda Liked u b4 skaterkid. but indeed I am the jealos type
ImRawrtastic 0
lmao I stil luv u! rofl :P
Almostskater22 0
don't need to worry were just having a conversation and nothing else it's all good
ImRawrtastic 0
lmao almos done wit the second page wit our commentss
ImRawrtastic 0
ohh lookeh the next page
myman47 0
haha yeah is skaterkid here?
RaKum12 0
she's a fckin hoe
2hoesNaBagel 0
that's shitty dude I feel for you cheating sucks
canadianninja 1
really...?
Phyre24 17
Wow that was a LONG conversation! Rawrtastic you are amasing though (not trying to be creepy or awkward) I seriously had to scroll down 6 pages on my ipod to find the ending. It was quite amusing though so I guess it was worth it.
NotDave 0
What the ****.
lolfood 24
Why the **** did I read all of that?
thor89 0
**** you first damn there gos my life
moneypenny_fml 0
you away for two weeks • your girlfriend 4 dudes= a dirty ***** that cheated on you
Almostskater22 0
haha woo! next page!
ImRawrtastic 0
it's kinda sad how mny comments I posted lol :/
Almostskater22 0
lol sad? or maybe just too pro! lol think about it :)
ImRawrtastic 0
lol I stick wit sad :P
Almostskater22 0
lol ok can't argue so with the comments i put I must be 1/10 sad haha
myman47 0
is this rlly going down right now. skaterkid I know what urdoing. urdoing the same thing I was when. met her. I don't respect tht which means that I don't respect myself.
myman47 0
scratch that last sentence
ImRawrtastic 0
lol u don't respect urself :0
myman47 0
haha I scratched it, it's all good
Almostskater22 0
haha yeah I'm pretty confused but alrighty then
myman47 0
is almost skater kid for real? to pro to post over 100 comments? it's sad tht we are looking at other peoples fails throught life so to post one commer is sad but w/e
myman47 0
WHO SAYS ALRIGHTY?? DUDE U NEED HELP ON HOW TO MAKE A GIRL INTERESTED IN YOU!
Almostskater22 0
haha am I detecting some anger here?
myman47 0
I'll help you whatever you say I will make it sound less of a broadway musical on the next comment.
myman47 0
" am I feeling like I should kick someones ass?" see less of a musical.even tho I will prob get pist if u say that i will respect u more
Almostskater22 0
haha now your just making no sense, I think you should relax
ImRawrtastic 0
u tew shud luv each other moree
Almostskater22 0
I'm not a big fan of musicals
ImRawrtastic 0
wtf?
Almostskater22 0
oh haha he said I was talking like I was in a musical ha
myman47 0
I hate tou
ImRawrtastic 0
hmm I'm off for today gotta finsh sum hw.. and don't hate :) ttyl
myman47 0
I'm not lovng this kid he's weird. he just liked jumped into our convo thinking he's family
myman47 0
fukc if I know what your doing it isn't going to work and you know it
Almostskater22 0
ummm what am I trying to do? haha just having a nice conversation
myman47 0
so what kinda homework you doing on break ?
myman47 0
oh my god ! I hate yuo so much!
Almostskater22 0
I seriously don't know what I'm doing to be honest haha
myman47 0
imrawrtastic. ily
Almostskater22 0
is she your gf?
ImRawrtastic 0
haha ily2 :P now I'm off to sleep bai
myman47 0
ya only in my dreams pal. I'm peacing. bye
Almostskater22 0
haha hmm dream that must be nice, well take care
ImRawrtastic 0
lol bai
Almostskater22 0
lol can I luv rawr too or no?!?
ImRawrtastic 0
damn I'm on this site to much
Almostskater22 0
lol haha same same
ImRawrtastic 0
lol I'm gonna go sleepp bai
Almostskater22 0
lol goodnight
ImRawrtastic 0
damn it can't sleep
Almostskater22 0
lol me either :/
Almostskater22 0
If it makes you feel better I'm probably gonna get less sleep still haha
ImRawrtastic 0
lol not reli.. but okai I'm off to skool
Almostskater22 0
lol how exciting me too :/
myman47 0
?
myman47 0
page 4 haha I gotta get of this site bye. I'm rawrtasitc Ily. and skaterkid. fukc off :p
myman47 0
fine I'm back only cuz I know imrawrtastic loves me
ImRawrtastic 0
lol I do don't i!
myman47 0
haha well I can't blame u haha jk.
ImRawrtastic 0
lmao ur rite
myman47 0
haha I feel like ur always sarcastic
Almostskater22 0
what's up rawr :) did you get plenty of sleep haha I sure didn't! and myman I missed you too hahaha
myman47 0
oh my k god. kid stop!
Almostskater22 0
your not the only person that gets to talk I should be able to talk too
ImRawrtastic 0
lol
myman47 0
dude like I don't know how to explain it. but I hate you. you should have no right to talk
Almostskater22 0
lol I think I have plenty of right to talk :) maybe your just jealous of me :) it's ok If you are
ImRawrtastic 0
lmao
Almostskater22 0
I mean not trying to be mean just a thought lol
myman47 0
u have a babies face u
Almostskater22 0
I think rawr does too it's cute don't you think
myman47 0
no? I think she has a pretty, mature face? it's pretty
myman47 0
it's weird how u call her rawr like u know her?
Almostskater22 0
haha I think it's a cute baby face :) and I kinda have to call her that since that's what her fml account name is lol
myman47 0
not rlly u make it sound like she's ur gf. like rawr? y not rawrtastic or imrawrtastic or irt ?
Almostskater22 0
well i should be able to maybe I want to put rawr cuz I like that one more, and you call me skaterkid haha so it's the same thing
ImRawrtastic 0
lol readin both of ur comments made my day
myman47 0
not rlly rawr is like saying hey baby u don't see me calling u hey snookums
Almostskater22 0
haha that's what I'm here for rawr :) and if I wanted to call her baby I would have just called her baby lol
ImRawrtastic 0
lmao meh names Sophia..
myman47 0
bye
ImRawrtastic 0
leavin?:o
myman47 0
nice to meet u Sofia but I can't handle this kid he's to big of a kiss up
Almostskater22 0
oh that's a cool name! the names zeke haha so I don't have to be called that guy or skaterkid
ImRawrtastic 0
for real? lol
Almostskater22 0
kiss up? like 70% of the time I have been talking to you lol
ImRawrtastic 0
that guy sounds much bettr btw
Almostskater22 0
haha probably
ImRawrtastic 0
:P I think myman guy left
Almostskater22 0
haha well I think for now but he just needs a breather don't worry he will be back
ImRawrtastic 0
haha I'm bored.. might leave to do sum epic things...lyk watch tv..,
Almostskater22 0
haha dang that is pretty epic not sure if I can handle something like that!
ImRawrtastic 0
lmao but then again who can?:P
Almostskater22 0
lol that is true :D like I'm watching tv too but not epically haha!
myman47 0
owned
myman47 0
zike got owned haha kk I'm pced
Almostskater22 0
haha name is spelled wrong! and NO U lol
ImRawrtastic 0
lol bai myman :P
Almostskater22 0
lol no he is angry face right
ImRawrtastic 0
lol angry face?
Almostskater22 0
lol oh yeah angry face
ImRawrtastic 0
lmao angry faces fail :l
Almostskater22 0
haha aw I thought it was good
ImRawrtastic 0
lol I'm sorry it's amazing!
Almostskater22 0
lol haha yes! I was hoping it would :D haha
ImRawrtastic 0
lol notins in tv :((
myman47 0
bai!
Almostskater22 0
lol really? what shows you like?! haha I'm watching the office or scrubs
myman47 0
**** u! I love scrubs **** u u can't like it!
ImRawrtastic 0
ohh ur still here :) btw next pagee!
Almostskater22 0
haha I've watched it since like the beginning it's like my show but I think I prefer the office more
ImRawrtastic 0
pshh I'm watchin daybreakers on meh laptop :l
myman47 0
no fck this I rlly like u Sofia it's a pretty name but ur the only reason y I come back but this time I'm done for real. btw skater kid this website is for 17 yrs older not fcking 9 yr olds
Almostskater22 0
haha dang laptop lucky just watching the office on my itouch
Almostskater22 0
well your off by 7 yrs I'm actually 16 but nice age guess though :)
ImRawrtastic 0
haha Ty will nice talkin to u?:o
myman47 0
u too? 8D. <---- skater kids. 8===============D~~~~~~. <~~~ myman's. XD
Almostskater22 0
haha still watching day breakers?!?
Almostskater22 0
haha very mature myguy it was sooo funny it made me want to go watch more scrubs!
myman47 0
haha yeah while ur at it grow a dick :( ut oh
ImRawrtastic 0
yea buh I'm lyk fallin alseep ttyl?
Almostskater22 0
haha it thought you were gonna go but obviously you like talking to me
ImRawrtastic 0
btw drawing penisis is a bit disturbing.. buh yea gnite
myman47 0
idrc. bye
ImRawrtastic 0
ur pretty ok zeke :P
Almostskater22 0
oh and your pretty ok yourself :D
Almostskater22 0
pretty ok is good enough for me lol!
ImRawrtastic 0
haha well i'm lyk super sleepy so yea gnite no Matter how ok u r Ima logg:P ttyl
Almostskater22 0
haha alright goodnight! I should be getting some sleep too! some epic sleep! lol :)
ImRawrtastic 0
lol epic sleep sounds fun..nah jp:) okai now I'm not comin bak till tmmrw so don't miss meh to much!!
Almostskater22 0
lol ok I will try to restrain myself from missing you a bunch :D goodnight and sweetdreams
myman47 0
btw I'm turning 15. thought I should say that. and I can still sound less of a fag then u. sweetdteams sugarplum :D
Almostskater22 0
your still pretty immature haha
Almostskater22 0
haha and what happened to this is the last time I'm gonna write? this is like your 3rd last time lol well night
ImRawrtastic 0
lol hmm in sadly bak on this site :l
Almostskater22 0
haha me too did you atleast have a good day?!
ImRawrtastic 0
lol mhmm hbu?:P
Almostskater22 0
haha it was kinda good except for one class I knocked out and woke up at the end of it lol :)
ImRawrtastic 0
lol wow that's uhmm..idk wat to say :P get sum sleep..?:)
Almostskater22 0
lol yeah I need too but always up watching tv haha I never learn :)
ImRawrtastic 0
haha one day ull learn the hard wayy
Almostskater22 0
haha I know I'm just that cool :) lol naw I'm tooo lame
ImRawrtastic 0
lol it's getin annoying postin these comments >.<
Almostskater22 0
lol I know it really does times a billion!! haha
ImRawrtastic 0
lol hmm got an aim?:P
ImRawrtastic 0
no wait I sound lyk a stalkerr
Almostskater22 0
lol no no it's fine i must be a stalker too cuz I was gonna ask you the same thing lol
Almostskater22 0
lol my aim thing username is raikiri022 add me lol :)
ImRawrtastic 0
lol mkai lemme add uu
myman47 0
u guys are both idiots. one of u guys are not who u say u r. I wasn't but skaterkid u just put ur aim to everyone who looks at fml. and idk inrawrtastic u sound a little bit odd I mean your 16 have a really Hott pic. idk it doesn't sound right
Almostskater22 0
haha you get mad real easily and I'm taking this is going to be your last and final 4th time or did you just miss me :)
myman47 0
I'm just saying one of u guys r full of shit
Almostskater22 0
maybe it's just you for getting mad at people over the Internet lol
myman47 0
that doesn't even make any sence
Almostskater22 0
haha sure sure what ever makes you feel better lol
Almostskater22 0
hey next page lol
myman47 0
looks like "rawr" got tired of us. oh well byr
Almostskater22 0
lol I'm still talking to RAWR cuz she is awesome :) she just doesn't talk to you haha night night gonna go watch my fav show scrubs
myman47 0
u do that i'm gunna go ski
ImRawrtastic 0
lol I still come oonn..
Almostskater22 0
cool and i'm gonna skateboard :) lol
myman47 0
k?
ImRawrtastic 0
ohh so u do skate ?lmao nice
Almostskater22 0
lol yeah I'm alright got kickflips in just trying to do Tre flips :)
myman47 0
dude that's ******* ill richous. outragous
Almostskater22 0
improper spelling but it's ok cuz your complimenting how awesome I am at skating :)
ImRawrtastic 0
don't make him feel bad lol
myman47 0
haha idrc
myman47 0
I'm not offended by a kid who takes his pic through his bathroom mirror. dude I only see girls do that
ImRawrtastic 0
wow
myman47 0
?
Almostskater22 0
haha atleast I have something up :)
ImRawrtastic 0
lol
myman47 0
Fu
ImRawrtastic 0
tonite... nah jk jk
Misguided_Ghost 0
you don't really sound right; no offense. you come talk to these people like you know them for life, and say ily. These guys are like what 17 and your just turning 15. but I think this is really funny. they're just two people who just want to stay in touch an be friends, but I think someones a bit jealous.
Misguided_Ghost 0
the funniest shit is; is that you don't know them well enough to be jealous. it's you that's the complete idiot and the strange one. they we're the first ones to tell they're real age first. so pawned! (;
myman47 0
you don't know them well enough to know that those were their real ages so stfu. and rawr def
ImRawrtastic 0
def?
Almostskater22 0
lol it means definetly?
ImRawrtastic 0
I totaly knew that..
myman47 0
nice.
ImRawrtastic 0
ikr <.<
ImRawrtastic 0
nah..
highsheep 0
YDI for dating a *****.
jinky58 0
lol win
Icarus_II 0
She missed you oh so dearly that she shagged other men. Such a loyal girlfriend, almost brings a tear to my eye. Almost.
MadaZer0 8
If she missed you so much and or love then she wouldn't have slept with other guys. Good thing you broke up with her huh~
Nederlander95 14
Thanks captain
Sirin_fml 47
Oh shit, really?
spikey818 9
she's not worth it man
Paradoodle 5
just two weeks? damn that's ****** up. I'd get checked cause you never know. not with just two weeks and she's screwed 4 guys already
CallMeHush 1
***** Alert! Move on but remember, you can always go back and hit that easy piece again. I doubt her knees have been together for awhile.
m57applin 0
good thing ya dumpes her