Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. The reason? She slept with four men while I was two weeks away visiting my brother. She told me it was because she missed me so much. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
We were on a break!
Today, it's been two weeks since my girlfriend of many years and I decided to take a short break from each other. We'd been fighting a lot and felt like some space would help the situation. I found out today that, at some point during those two weeks, she decided to go and have sex with my (now ex) best friend. FML
Calcultated
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Social distancing done right
Today, my girlfriend of two and half years broke up with me because I'm no longer able to give her the physical attention she needs. I live 4 hours away and we have been this way for almost a year. She found another guy to do it behind my back. FML
Alexa, play "What difference does it make?" by The Smiths
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML
Get your facts straight
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
The single life
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
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Icarus_II 0
She missed you oh so dearly that she shagged other men. Such a loyal girlfriend, almost brings a tear to my eye. Almost.
CallMeHush 1
***** Alert! Move on but remember, you can always go back and hit that easy piece again. I doubt her knees have been together for awhile.
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x10 15
don't go back at all not even for pussy. Never know what you can catch these days 4 dudes in 2 weeks is crazy especially when you have a man and he's not any of them. I honestly don't understand females these days. They making us all look bad.
jaydoo 6
****** nympho, man. Weren't you feeding her enough?