Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. The reason? She slept with four men while I was two weeks away visiting my brother. She told me it was because she missed me so much. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's been two weeks since my girlfriend of many years and I decided to take a short break from each other. We'd been fighting a lot and felt like some space would help the situation. I found out today that, at some point during those two weeks, she decided to go and have sex with my (now ex) best friend. FML
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Top comments
Icarus_II 0
She missed you oh so dearly that she shagged other men. Such a loyal girlfriend, almost brings a tear to my eye. Almost.
CallMeHush 1
***** Alert! Move on but remember, you can always go back and hit that easy piece again. I doubt her knees have been together for awhile.
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Comments (93)
VanessaVander 2
what a *****
LunaaBluee 27
Yea you can't turn a ***** into a house wife.
Lizzy_619 0
aw I'm sorry but if u think about why would you want to stay with a girl like that.
BadPinkKitty07 0
sleep with her mom. tell her it was because you missed her so much. ;)
MadaZer0 8
He did actually....
riko346 0
.....There's "*****,**** and a bitch" written on her face.Happy Valentine's Day!
sourgirl101 29
YDI for leaving a **** alone for two whole weeks! What did you expect her to do? Look on the bright side, it took four guys to replace you! Wow I'm impress you you sex drive!
Freeze_fml 17
Please tell me you aren't serious.
emmmilyyy 0
1. you look like a boy who got into his moms makeup. 2. if you read the fml, it clearly says they did break up. but thanks for being redundant
aardvarkish 17
at least she's honest.... sort of...
MadaZer0 8
3 how bout we see your picture before you judge others eh crack head? ^.^
beer01 0
Smash her sister and tell her because you missed her so much and she looks like you so it was close enough.
xdre09x 0
win.
iAlwaysYDI 0
That is ****** UP !