Today, my girlfriend and I broke up. The reason? She slept with four men while I was two weeks away visiting my brother. She told me it was because she missed me so much. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's been two weeks since my girlfriend of many years and I decided to take a short break from each other. We'd been fighting a lot and felt like some space would help the situation. I found out today that, at some point during those two weeks, she decided to go and have sex with my (now ex) best friend. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two and half years broke up with me because I'm no longer able to give her the physical attention she needs. I live 4 hours away and we have been this way for almost a year. She found another guy to do it behind my back. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
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Icarus_II 0
She missed you oh so dearly that she shagged other men. Such a loyal girlfriend, almost brings a tear to my eye. Almost.
CallMeHush 1
***** Alert! Move on but remember, you can always go back and hit that easy piece again. I doubt her knees have been together for awhile.
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Comments (93)
benhamean 0
wat a ****, I would bitch slap her
jeaniechic 0
shouldn't of dated that hoe in the first place.
funnyboy9212 3
dude that sucks!! believe me I know what that feels like! the same exact thing happened to me
42_fml 0
You are better off without someone like that. I agree with the others here when the term "*****" is used. Call em' as I see em'.
babybubz 0
shkank..
mrzero 0
I guess she lost my number....
efferxD 0
what a *****!!
MzMoMo1122 0
wow, skeezer.
Lyndatruong 0
bitch is not worth it!
maskedman 9
if she mentions VD, she's probably not talking about Valentine's Day.
seeimdee 0
HAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAA