Today, my friends and I were talking about our celebrity lookalikes. We decided that my friends all had attractive celebrity lookalikes, including Scarlett Johansson and Hayden Panettiere. When it was my turn, they decided that my "celebrity" lookalike is the Pillsbury Doughboy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML
Today, I put my picture into a celebrity look alike website. The three matches that came up were Barbra Streisand, Hillary Clinton, and Boy George. I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML
Today, my friends and I noticed that people, no matter what stereotype, pretty much all have the same type of friends: the mean one, the funny one, etc., and started naming off the people in our group who fit into those personalities. We got to the token fat one, everyone looked at me and stopped talking. FML
Today, I was told I look like a Simpson. I don't have blond hair, or any of their features, so I asked which one. I was told Homer because we "both could use Weight Watchers and an education." FML
Today, while doing the grocery shopping with my boyfriend we came across another woman also out shopping, who looked shockingly like me despite her being another race, hair color and the like. The second he saw her, he blurted out, ''Oh, it's a pretty version of you!'' FML
Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what celebrity I look like. He thought long and hard, then said "Sarah Jessica Parker." I gasped and told him that I find her extremely hideous. He replied "So do I." FML
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
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Top comments
vreid 20
At least you don't look like his brother Dill Dough.
quickit 24
I bet all the guys want to eat you ;)
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Comments (69)
mct_1087 27
Could have been worse. Could have been Sarah Jessica Parker. But seriously, sorry OP. Your "friends" are assholes. I'm sure there are better people out there.
toaster87 19
That's ridiculous, my best friends are the ones that I can joke with, because we're able to laugh at ourselves and each other. My 'friends' are the ones that I'm always nice to.
Marcella1016 32
OP, your friends are douchebags. I've dealt with people like that my whole life, and it shattered my self esteem to the point where I'm still rebuilding it, and I'm in my late 20s. It took me forever to realize I needed to cut a lot of people out of my life. I truly hope you find better friends who don't feel the need to put you down to feel better about themselves, and before people like this cause permanent damage. Also I'm sure you are beautiful :)
Soundslikeothers 15
You seem to take this more personal than OP, relax. I'd be willing to be they were just busting OP's chops
sicksadworld1317 30
@19- With the beauty standards females are subjected to, um, yeah- many of us do take it personally. It's difficult to build confidence, even as an adult, when people consistently try to knock down your attempts at building confidence. Passive aggressive little witches like OP's "friends" don't help either. Just remember that there's a reason why guys like Peter Griffin can wear "No Fat Chicks" T-shirts. It's called bullshit beauty standards and bullshit gender roles.
milehigh52 22
You should tell them they can make fun of you all they want but everyone is ugly to somebody out there. There is no set standard for beauty.
sexymomo1234 20
For some weird reason I have this urge to poke you and hear you go wo hwo! But don't let it bring you down! I bet they will end up lonely and you will end up with your version of "Mr. Perfect" then we will see who's laughing!!!
Soundslikeothers 15
I love your biscuits
Exodiafinder687 58
Do you giggle every time boys poke you?
torchpiggy 7
I rather be told I look like him then those 2 women in my opinion I feel like they are too superficial plus comparing your appearance to a celebrity just makes you not your own person so maybe find some new friends and maybe worry less about what nonreal or real person or character you may look like
SilverZephyr 20
Shots. Have. Been. Fired.
AlittleSanity 11
Whoooo whooooooo!
dragonrider1959 18
That's already my nickname