Today, my friends and I were talking about our celebrity lookalikes. We decided that my friends all had attractive celebrity lookalikes, including Scarlett Johansson and Hayden Panettiere. When it was my turn, they decided that my "celebrity" lookalike is the Pillsbury Doughboy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, a cute boy told me I looked like a celebrity. Flattered, I asked who I resembled. He responded by saying that I looked exactly like Ugly Betty. He was serious. FML
Today, I was told I looked like Beaker from the Muppets. After doing a side-by-side comparison, I realized it's true. FML
Today, I put my picture into a celebrity look alike website. The three matches that came up were Barbra Streisand, Hillary Clinton, and Boy George. I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML
Stereotypes
Today, my friends and I noticed that people, no matter what stereotype, pretty much all have the same type of friends: the mean one, the funny one, etc., and started naming off the people in our group who fit into those personalities. We got to the token fat one, everyone looked at me and stopped talking. FML
Today, I was told I look like a Simpson. I don't have blond hair, or any of their features, so I asked which one. I was told Homer because we "both could use Weight Watchers and an education." FML
Today, while doing the grocery shopping with my boyfriend we came across another woman also out shopping, who looked shockingly like me despite her being another race, hair color and the like. The second he saw her, he blurted out, ''Oh, it's a pretty version of you!'' FML
Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what celebrity I look like. He thought long and hard, then said "Sarah Jessica Parker." I gasped and told him that I find her extremely hideous. He replied "So do I." FML
Today, I was told I look like Susan Boyle. FML
Hi Zach!
Today, at work, a customer commented that I look like Zach Galifianakis. I'm a girl. FML
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vreid 20
At least you don't look like his brother Dill Dough.
quickit 24
I bet all the guys want to eat you ;)
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EvilLittleMan 23
Look at it this way, your look alike is an American icon.
netflixislove 32
The Pillsbury dough boy is very cute!
Eloxia 7
My advice is that if you can think of more occasions where these "friends" have made you feel like you were less than them, they are toxic and they aren't your friends. I had a friend exactly like that growing up. She was the "pretty one" and I was her "not pretty" friend. She would make comments about me being fat despite being under weight. And she would make comments about me being ugly and stupid, too. Also if I confessed to having a crush she would suddenly be all over him. You don't need friends like that.
ironik69 31
Those don't sound like very good friends honey.
greatkate2020 14
I think you need new friends.
NH_Freelancer 19
Take heart. That's far better than resembling either Charles or Marilyn Manson or the character "Mimi" from the Drew Carey show!
maharb01 17
You don't need to look like scar-ho or Hayden (who has been continuously been complaining about how pregnancy wrecked her body to the media). Just do the best to be happy with yourself every day, and don't let it get to you (I realize this is immensely hard, but if you do let it get to you then it's a self fulfilling prophecy and will only stand to reinforce your negative self image). plus, people saying stuff like that tends to be their own insecurities, daddy issues, you name it, anyways, so don't let them put that poison on you
speakfreely 21
That's so mean ?
tranced_ 45
annarcheer 19
most the guys I know don't find Scarlett Johanson attractive.
limabeans101029 21
I don't think I've ever met a guy who didn't find Scarlett Johansson attractive