Today, at work, I had to help a teenager who was stuck in a toy car for kids, and no, it was not in one piece when she finally got out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, whilst at work, I had a woman come in with a problem with the seat in her car not moving backwards or forwards. There was a dildo stuck in the chair rail. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML
Today, while driving home from basketball practice, I noticed an old lady struggling to get up from a fall. I stopped to help her up and make sure she was fine, and in the meantime, a teenager decided to hop into my car and crash it into a telephone pole and run away. FML
Today, I had a shift as a carer in a high-rise disability home, and working with a lady whom was once a midwife. She had a toy baby, and was rocking it. When I asked her what she was going to do what the baby so she could come to lunch, she casually threw the baby off the balcony and shrugged. FML
Today, I gave my 7-year-old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML
Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML
Today, I slipped on my son's Hot Wheels cars and fell onto a building made out of Lego. I now have a fractured tailbone and a broken wrist. I called my husband to tell him what happened and all he could do was laugh. My son didn't leave them on the floor, my husband did. FML
Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML
Today, I fell down my stairs twice after helping a senior get in her car. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Yes. My story is exactly the same as yours, except I'm a dude.
Tarlachia 33
Man, they'll recruit anyone for the Decepticons, won't they?
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Comments (7)
Tarlachia 33
Man, they'll recruit anyone for the Decepticons, won't they?
RichardPencil 32
We break, we cry. You break, you buy.
Bella Lee 3
Hahaha.goodjob
Cali 57
Yikes. I got stuck in a dress once while shopping but managed to wiggle my way out. Any of you guys have a better story?
RichardPencil 32
Yes. My story is exactly the same as yours, except I'm a dude.
Glowworm56 27
Please tell me it was one of those Little Tikes Cozy Coupes!
LEbleuDESreves 10
Not being an adultes yet, she still has the right to act like a kid. A luxury we do not allow ourselves to do once fully grown up ...