Animals: Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls....

By shithead - 18/09/2011 20:17 - United States

Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML

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Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I learned that when you do this alone, the birds don't fly away, they attack. FML

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cooterpie 11

Monday 19 September 2011 1:29

Eh, it's good luck.

BShady96 0

Monday 19 September 2011 1:29

Going for Top YDI?

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divadro102 16

Monday 19 September 2011 6:45

You scared the shit out of them

mrlopez 13

Monday 19 September 2011 18:00

Oh so true. Birds are indeed poop machines when they are scared. You beat me to this comment btw :)

badactor009 0

Monday 19 September 2011 7:34

Karma. Serves you right. I hope something comes lumbering through your life when you try to nest.

MsMeiriona 2

Monday 19 September 2011 7:51

What the **** did you expect would happen?

VixSparda 5

Monday 19 September 2011 8:03

and the dumbass award goes too...

jetblack59 0

Monday 19 September 2011 8:06

ydi

BrimfullOfAsher 20

Monday 19 September 2011 9:11

Sneak back to the field and throw a bunch of Alka-Seltzer tablets to the seagulls.

MwahFMLS 6

Monday 19 September 2011 9:17

you COMPLETELY deserve it. stop being jerks and get a life I say!

Snookie85 19

Monday 19 September 2011 9:25

Yum! That sounds pretty tasty.....

MarineWife131 0

Monday 19 September 2011 10:12

What did you think was going to happen...?

flytothemoon010 0

Monday 19 September 2011 10:17

so smart! genius of the year !!

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