Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML
Today, I was out riding and a seagull pissed on me. It got in my mouth. FML
Today, I found out the hard way what it feels like to have a seagull poo on your face while cycling. FML
Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML
Today, while using a doorless restroom at the beach, a pack of seagulls rushed into my stall, followed by a group of kids chasing them. I guess the noise from tearing open a pad sounded enough like a bag of chips for them to think there was food. FML
Today, I ran into a bird. Not with my car, with my face. It was so scared, it crapped all over me. FML
Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML
Today, I drove to the beach for an hour to relax before returning to the intense workload of midterms. A kid walking by threw a cracker near me and I was instantly attacked by a group of seagulls. FML
Today, at the beach, a seagull conveyed its opinion of my cigarette by taking a dump on it, putting it out. Seems they have anti-tobacco sniper seagulls now. FML
Today, while on a run, I thought I'd run into a flock of geese in a field. Doing so, I learned that when you do this alone, the birds don't fly away, they attack. FML
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cooterpie 11
Eh, it's good luck.
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Going for Top YDI?
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Comments (125)
mrahhhhh 21
That was a dumb idea; you deserve it so bad.
Glitterhinoceros 14
Smooth.
erpaderp 17
Smooth move, ex-lax.
perdix 31
Holy Livingston Shit! Who'da thunk there would be seagulls in Wisconsin? I wouldn't have believed it, except I've seen it for myself -- however, I'm smart enough not to hassle an animal that is armed with a shit cannon.
FYLDeep 26
Why wouldn't there be seagulls in Wisconsin perdix? Where ever you can find people outside, having fun, enjoying themselves, there's bound to be seagulls to wreck their day.
perdix 31
Because you expect seagulls to be near the sea. I thought that in the heartland, fun would be ruined by pigeons and grackles.
ikickgingers 15
Grackles are creepy ass looking birds. They look soulless.
perdix 31
You're telling me! When I was in college, we'd be swarmed by grackles every January. Ginger grackles, they are not just soulless, they have a deficit of souls!
Aysian 0
What a crappy situation, :D
GrammaticalNazi 2
Your pun sucked. I refuse to call it shitty.
ikickgingers 15
22 - your profile picture scares me. :/
perdix 31
I saw it before they removed it. It could have been fake. I wanted to try to run it through TinEye.com to see where that pic came from.
rexgar2000 10
what was the picture of?
perdix 31
It was pictures of a dude's abs. They looked like they were CG, not real. Creepy looking. Poor Kicky scares easily.
GrammaticalNazi 2
I still see them. They are shopped.
GrammaticalNazi 2
The reference was solid, but god do I hate that song.
boredblonde 17
never mess with birds. lesson learned.
zenti 2
*looks at OP's name* Yeah, you are.
Enslaved 38
Has anyone run in to a flock of birds and made them scatter before? I do it all the time. It's so much fun! Never pooped on yet. (knocks on wood.)
nitram0606 0
You decided to to fight; birds don't play fair. That bird done took a shit in your hair. Sucks to be you, but You Did It yourself, don't **** with birds yo, peace out gotta go
skata 4
your pic looks just like the one right above you (33)