Animals: Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls.... - FML

By shithead - 18/09/2011 20:17 - United States

Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML

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cooterpie 11

Monday 19 September 2011 1:29

Eh, it's good luck.

BShady96 0

Monday 19 September 2011 1:29

Going for Top YDI?

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chessypie 0

Monday 19 September 2011 4:29

Very shity

Greeneyes41 1

Monday 19 September 2011 4:29

Birdie, birdie in the sky. Why you do that in my eye? Big and white, taste like sap. Oh my God it's birdie crap!

BlahBlahBlah_99 6

Monday 19 September 2011 4:40

Dumbass.

mizzflory 5

Monday 19 September 2011 4:48

Those birds are champs

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 19 September 2011 5:20

Seagull: Command, this is seagull 1, chasing tango's in our sight right now. seagull: seagull 1, FOX 2. Seagull 2, fox 2 Pidgeon 1, fox 2 Op: oh god, they're dropping shit. YDI, never mess with the might of the Avian Air Force.

gatorkiss 0

Monday 19 September 2011 5:39

Yep it was like pearl harbor . Congrats on getting shit on.

Blaxicanhall 0

Monday 19 September 2011 5:45

This kid. What a scrub

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Monday 19 September 2011 6:09

Heh, don't worry 45, that's the first thing that popped into my head when I read this FML too, but I had read it too late. Boo hoo.

Salinnax3 2

Monday 19 September 2011 6:17

ROFL. Sucks to be you guys.

mominzed 19

Monday 19 September 2011 6:28

OP is named shithhead. I guess they're shitfaced with stupidity as well!

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