yuck
Melbourne, Australia
Today, I was out riding and a seagull pissed on me. It got in my mouth. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Seagull on wheels
Today, I found out the hard way what it feels like to have a seagull poo on your face while cycling. FML
targe
Australia
Today, after a stressful series of events, I went to the beach to unwind. I sat on the sand, breathed in deeply and closed my eyes, trying to find some sort of inner peace. Then a seagull shat on me. FML
shithead
United States
Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML
ihateseagulls
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Flying bastards
Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was asleep in my back garden and woke up when a bird landed on my hat and took a big shit right in my open mouth. FML
Knaxer
Silver Spring, United States
Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML
pass me the fucking rope
Brooklyn, United States
Today, just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse, a bird shat on my lunch. FML
MJ3105
Israel
Today, I was eating at a restaurant patio with a few friends. After the waitress cleaned up our table there was a drop of mayonnaise on the table. I wiped it with my finger and licked it. It wasn’t mayo, it was bird shit. FML
nomfuck
Fremont, United States
Today, I overcame my debilitating seasickness long enough to have a shower and take a breath of fresh air on the cruise ship balcony. Then as a reward, a passing seagull shat on my head. FML
seagull hater
San Diego, United States
Today, I left my sunroof on my truck open for 5 minutes while I ran into the bank. When I came out, a seagull had gotten into my truck. I managed to open the doors and get it out, but not before it tore up a seat and pooped everywhere inside my truck. FML
Top comments
manb91uk 22
Technically it shat in your mouth too... All the waste comes out in one goopy mass. That probably didn't help... Oops!
mrhappynottms 7
And the seagulls pissed in my mouth, not fun! I said seagulls, stop it now!
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mrhappynottms 7
And the seagulls pissed in my mouth, not fun! I said seagulls, stop it now!
zuckerburg 21
people who downvoted this has no clue what you're referencing, bunch of n00bs
manb91uk 22
Technically it shat in your mouth too... All the waste comes out in one goopy mass. That probably didn't help... Oops!
RichardPencil 32
Aw, you almost got me, but I’m not that... ...wait on it... ...gull-ible!
T1A2Z3 35
Birds don't pee. You mean pooped.
Stiggy626 25
eh, well, technically you're both right in a way since they do both at the same time. Evolution, right?
TumblrweedPasses 11
Birds generally pee and poo together in one mess, so it was likely bird shit I know it makes the situation worse but at least you know a not so fun fact
Charlie Given 28
aww he was just playing tag and your it😂
geniusness 6
Was the seagull your partner's grandpa?
mekiswrite 21
Well, piss on you then!
Felice Godin 19
next time try to keep your mouth closed so no piss can get it in their