Today, my friends and I planned to go to a waterpark together. However, due to a "miscommunication," I, and only I, was given both the wrong time and the wrong meeting place. I spent three hours sitting in a parking lot in little more than my swimming suit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the friend I was supposed to meet said, "Oh, I forgot to put it in my calendar." She than suggested all our friends drive out to her place in the morning (instead of the agreed afternoon) when I was unable to attend, which she knew. FML
Today, I was meeting up with a friend in a town. He said he was at the restaurant we were going to meet at; I was too. Turns out I was in the wrong town. FML
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
Today, a friend texted me to get a ticket and go to a theme park with her tomorrow. I bought a ticket and didn't hear from her until 5 hours later to say she was sorry, but she doesn't think she'll be going. It was $65 and non refundable. FML
Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML
Today, I was set to meet my friends at a new, trendy café. I arrived early, eager to impress, but ended up walking into the wrong café and got stuck for an hour engaged in a disturbing conversation about serial killers with a total stranger who'd deludedly mistaken me for a long-lost friend. FML
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
Today, as a good friend, I went to pick up my buddy from the airport. I arrived at the wrong terminal and waited for an hour before realizing he had landed an hour earlier at the other terminal. By the time I found his whereabouts, he'd already taken an Uber home. FML
Today, I invited over 30 people to come to the park with me since the day was nice and cool. I sat there for three hours by myself. FML
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Top comments
brittanyayy 8
You lasted three hours??
jackii1313 9
Are you sure they're friends? I think you need some new ones.
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Comments (95)
jayfreeman80 0
Obviously you don't fit in with the "A" team you are trying to run with. Take a hint bitch YDI
krewer21 1
Bitches are bad. Find the best and most devastating time and get revenge!!!
HOTSHOT99999 2
It took you three hours to leave? Thats a little sad. Either way FYL OP.
usmcheins 1
Does you're car have a sun roof?
PizzaRollsss 5
Why does that matter?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
*your
Krirn 21
I have been waiting for someone's to **** up their grammar like that for the longest time, thank you.
Teabubbles 8
110- ahaha your profile picture goes perfect with your comment.
supportcommand 17
Ya you ****** up too.
Lifeh8sme2 11
I seriously hope these "friends" aren't your friends anymore
perdix 31
The sarcastic quotes should be around the word "friends." They are just a bunch of girls who you frighten too much to tell you directly how tedious and tiresome you are.
subwaysurfers 13
You're making it seem like OP is the one with the problem..
white16sox 19
41, you're making it seem like this isn't a perdix comment.
perdix 31
#41, if the shoe fits... You can think its a random coincidence that only you got the bad info, but applying Occam's Razor would lead you to my conclusion.
twisted_cherub 14
It is possible OP's mean, or that controlling friend, or a gossip; although, since she waited 3 hours I'd venture to guess it's more a scenario of a girl who wasn't popular and has low self-esteem hanging out for a while with the popular girls, only to find out now that they never really liked her but only used her for something they wanted for a short time.
outoftown 27
#38, "who you frighten too much" AND "tedious and tiresome"? You may be watching too much C-SPAN.
kellyann260 1
You waited 3 hours...? Lol i woulda waited 20 minutes and been outta there..
alival 12
Maybe 30 or 45! Depends.....
Dcm210 19
hopefully you can fine some better friends.
lhamil64_fml 5
Why did you wait 3 hours?? I probably would have only waited about 30 minutes.
JimSweatshirt 6
Shiiit you shoulda just went in alone and made that a good story to pick up some hot booty.... If youre a guy that is.. If not, sorry that suckss
JimSweatshirt 6
Im guessing a female due to the last sentence....
lucianaamelia 21
LOOOL lesbian bootaay?