Today, my friends and I planned to go to a waterpark together. However, due to a "miscommunication," I, and only I, was given both the wrong time and the wrong meeting place. I spent three hours sitting in a parking lot in little more than my swimming suit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the friend I was supposed to meet said, "Oh, I forgot to put it in my calendar." She than suggested all our friends drive out to her place in the morning (instead of the agreed afternoon) when I was unable to attend, which she knew. FML
Today, I was meeting up with a friend in a town. He said he was at the restaurant we were going to meet at; I was too. Turns out I was in the wrong town. FML
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
Today, a friend texted me to get a ticket and go to a theme park with her tomorrow. I bought a ticket and didn't hear from her until 5 hours later to say she was sorry, but she doesn't think she'll be going. It was $65 and non refundable. FML
Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML
Today, I was set to meet my friends at a new, trendy café. I arrived early, eager to impress, but ended up walking into the wrong café and got stuck for an hour engaged in a disturbing conversation about serial killers with a total stranger who'd deludedly mistaken me for a long-lost friend. FML
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
Today, as a good friend, I went to pick up my buddy from the airport. I arrived at the wrong terminal and waited for an hour before realizing he had landed an hour earlier at the other terminal. By the time I found his whereabouts, he'd already taken an Uber home. FML
Today, I invited over 30 people to come to the park with me since the day was nice and cool. I sat there for three hours by myself. FML
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brittanyayy 8
You lasted three hours??
jackii1313 9
Are you sure they're friends? I think you need some new ones.
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Comments (95)
15949058 4
WTF **** them! You need better friends! Sorry that happened to you :(
fordneagles 34
You stayed in your car for three HOURS? YDI op, even if your 'friends' did ditch you, you still could have gone INSIDE the waterpark, or gone home, or called/texted them, or SOMETHING. There was no need for you to sit in the car for three freakin' hours.
tymarie2012 31
Waterparks aren't all that fun alone. Op was probably really looking forward to hanging out with them. We don't know if she even has a cell phone.
alival 12
I think u need new friends sorry :(
BrieNichelle 4
you waited wayyyy to long for people who didn't want you around. you seem like a good friend, you deserve better.
Ozymandias_ 2
Sounds like you need new friends to me.... maybe some that want to spend time with you?
elikaas 10
That's mean of them to do that not text you and inform you..
tmffa7388 0
Wow, and you didn't try call your friends or do anything for 3 hours.
Altie 13
Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but you should get new friends maybe?
IsBitchBetter 1
You mean ex-friends right? People who do shitty things like that to you are not your friends!! You deserve better people in your life.
the_true_batman 10
I've waited for longer for my friends, but while at my own home. Made plans for 9:00 pm, I called and they said they were at a party a half hour out of town and would come pick me up right away. A couple hours later they said they were on their way. Another hour of waiting passed, and then they stopped picking up their phones or responding to texts. Then at 3:00 am they told me they were all tired and just going to go home. The bad part is I had to cut short plans with someone else to be able to hang out with them at 9:00, because they were making me feel guilty about "ditching" them. Friends can be real assholes.