Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML
Today, I invited over 30 people to come to the park with me since the day was nice and cool. I sat there for three hours by myself. FML
Today, I invited a bunch of friends over to hang out and watch a movie. It's been two hours since everyone was supposed to turn up, and no one has showed. Thanks, friends. FML
Today, I was set to meet my friends at a new, trendy café. I arrived early, eager to impress, but ended up walking into the wrong café and got stuck for an hour engaged in a disturbing conversation about serial killers with a total stranger who'd deludedly mistaken me for a long-lost friend. FML
Today, all of my friends stopped messaging me. I checked their Snapchat and Instagram accounts and saw that they were all at a party. When I confronted them, they assured me I was invited and should join them. When I arrived at the address, the house was empty. They gave me the wrong address. FML
Today, I set up a small social gathering for a few friends. One of them didn't have a ride, so the others, who'd already shown up, went to go give him a ride. After no sign of them for a whole hour, I called to see what was wrong. They went out to eat and completely forgot about me. FML
Today, after a big presentation, people sent an open invitation to dinner. When I asked which restaurant and what time, I was told that I wasn't invited. I've been here for three years. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML
Today, I was invited to a friend's wedding. When I got there, I was surprised to see that it was a surprise wedding, meaning I wasn’t invited at all. I stood there awkwardly for an hour, until the bride's mother finally noticed me and whispered, "You're not on the guest list, are you?" FML
Today, I was meeting up with a friend in a town. He said he was at the restaurant we were going to meet at; I was too. Turns out I was in the wrong town. FML
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singer0421 32
You deserve better than people who treat you like an option instead of a priority. You may want to reevaluate.
aGMAELSTR0M 10
Hey OP, not to be a grammar Nazi, but I think you misspelled "asshats." I've personally never seen anyone spell it with an F before!
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singer0421 32
You deserve better than people who treat you like an option instead of a priority. You may want to reevaluate.
Mathalamus 25
aren't we all just options? you don't make friends a priority in your life. all your friends are options, you don't put one above the other in this fashion.
Popeye2341 13
Screw them OP! They're obviously not good friends and you deserve better so find some new friends.
aGMAELSTR0M 10
Hey OP, not to be a grammar Nazi, but I think you misspelled "asshats." I've personally never seen anyone spell it with an F before!
freddygasman 18
I spell it with an f all the time. F***tards, and that's exactly what they are. You deserve way better. One day when they need you they'll realise what a great person they lost.
MrsHoffman 11
Time fo find some new friends!!
Vitani_Verci 24
Those are NOT friends OP! How rude of them! Time to leave them behind and find some genuinely good people.
absnow 2
I don't know why everyone is advising u to dump all friends. u heard only one guy make that comment, and may be others disliked it. so just sort that person out instead of shooting all dead
domolovesyoshi 33
Then the other friends should have stuck up for him because that's what friends should do
individual00 14
Clearly all of his so-called friends didn't invite him to the park and ignored his texts when he asked to meet up. They're all bad friends, not just the one who said that.
DanielleinDC 34
Because it seems they were giving OP the runaround on when to meet, he had to text them twice, and they were there for a while before they said to come meet them. Unless one someone else stood up for OP when someone asked why he'd been invited, none of them are friends.
kafka13 9
i think you call wrong people 'friends'...
Irene_19 14
Well OP I hope you invite them to a little trip... out of your life. You don't need those kinds of people in your life a d hopefully fine better. OR Since you only heard one of them asking that disrespectful question about you within earshot, I do hope the rest weren't like that and that "friend" isn't a friend anymore.
LikeATourist 6
They aren't really your 'true' friends.
Malsain_fml 10
They obvisouly are not friends. This is the typical situation with someone not fitting in a group he would like to, with every other guys noticing it won't work. Usually, the best you can do in thoses cases is give it a rest, think about why you would want to be friend with them ,what do YOU expect from your friends but also what you did wrong with thoses guys, And what you did wrong goes from "I should not have tried to be friend with them" to "Maybe I should not let them treat me like this" or "Well, maybe cutting John's hair was not a good idea".