Today, my friends and I planned to go to a waterpark together. However, due to a "miscommunication," I, and only I, was given both the wrong time and the wrong meeting place. I spent three hours sitting in a parking lot in little more than my swimming suit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the friend I was supposed to meet said, "Oh, I forgot to put it in my calendar." She than suggested all our friends drive out to her place in the morning (instead of the agreed afternoon) when I was unable to attend, which she knew. FML
Today, I was meeting up with a friend in a town. He said he was at the restaurant we were going to meet at; I was too. Turns out I was in the wrong town. FML
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
Today, a friend texted me to get a ticket and go to a theme park with her tomorrow. I bought a ticket and didn't hear from her until 5 hours later to say she was sorry, but she doesn't think she'll be going. It was $65 and non refundable. FML
Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML
Today, I was set to meet my friends at a new, trendy café. I arrived early, eager to impress, but ended up walking into the wrong café and got stuck for an hour engaged in a disturbing conversation about serial killers with a total stranger who'd deludedly mistaken me for a long-lost friend. FML
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
Today, as a good friend, I went to pick up my buddy from the airport. I arrived at the wrong terminal and waited for an hour before realizing he had landed an hour earlier at the other terminal. By the time I found his whereabouts, he'd already taken an Uber home. FML
Today, I invited over 30 people to come to the park with me since the day was nice and cool. I sat there for three hours by myself. FML
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brittanyayy 8
You lasted three hours??
jackii1313 9
Are you sure they're friends? I think you need some new ones.
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DylansMomma 9
Your comment : Why did you wait three hours? Wasn't it obvious after the first hour you were stood up?
etiab 5
New friends are needed and waiting 3 hours?! Would u of noticed after like 30min?
krewer21 1
Should have just gone in, been open and outgoing, had fun and forgotten the awful people who attempted to humiliate you! Make the best of every encounter !
wugui 1
Wow 3 whole hours of waiting. I wouldn't mind having a friend like you. Only if more people are like you OP. True friends are better than fake ones.
Elkrider 13
Since these people executed their (imaginary) birthright to act like total arseholes, you should execute yours to treat them as such. Hypothetically speaking, even if these should be your only friends, you're still better off without them. As for waiting three hours, my general principle is that I'll wait 15 minutes max. before leaving, unless I'm receiving an explanatory phone call during this period. It's what I'm doing - even when for example traffic will delay me by just five minutes, I'm calling to announce this. Basic courtesy...
EandL_fml 2
you waited 3 hours? yeah maybe they are kind of a-holes for doing that, but they might just be sick of you. if you are willing to wait around for 3 hours, maybe you need to do some self-reflection and figure out why your friends would do something like that. Maybe you are just pathetic or socially awkward?
vaughant 5
That's so mean I'm sorry :(
samanddean 4
Didnt you have a cell phone?
blink_kid 32
Time for new friends! Why even invite you if they planned to do that? I mean, not getting invited would hurt, but that kind of humiliation? That's just ******* horrible. Just ditch them.
Leslier_fml 4
Um...friends don't do that.