Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Little shit
Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turdwaffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML
Nutshot
Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML
Speedo Gonzalez
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Hey guys!
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Brat summer
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
Wahey!
Today, I went parasailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. On top of that, I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML
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TotallyAwesome 0
That sucks, but I pet you made a couple of people's days.
zombieman000 0
Try one-piece swimsuits.
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Katlee 0
Ouch, better luck next time with sliding.
Moose12 0
Says the OP was a man, in a bikini..? O_o
Gibby_fml 0
hahaha. must be a bikini style speedo. lmfao,
THE_SHIT__ 0
ytd 4 saying arse you wierdy
My2864 1
I FRIGGIN' KNOW RIGHT11!! wtf? xD
UnluckyDom 0
Uhhhhh... it says your a man.... wearing a bikini and with a ******? LOLWUT.
megamandude455 10
uhhh please tell me the op made a mistake and how come no one's comment on one for 289 comments? is it all about the 2 now? lol
TotallyAwesome 0
That sucks, but I pet you made a couple of people's days.
zombieman000 0
Try one-piece swimsuits.
justindrew14 29
They hurt like alot.
ASLGabby 9
Not always
rwarlol 0
picture or i don't believe
rofl_lol_lmao 0
normally i dont believe things like this but if you minus the faulty swimsuit, this happened to me when I was 12. havent gone on one since. lol
Stacia 0
okay, why are people taking advantage of the reply feature? What you said had nothing to do with who you replied to. GTFO.
keegs666 0
you did the same thing^
blankaex 0
Where would you get a picture, retard?
My2864 1
arrent you doing the same right now? your comment isnt helping the OP one bit so basicly your trollin' the trolls thats steriotype dude.. :-/
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
lol @ 295
lilacwords 0
wow i'm so sorry. that sucks! hopefully it wasn't crowded.
julietluvpanda 0
Well that's no fun..... :(
JamesEast 0
Hope u remembered to shave!
kimpylump 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Fat chicks should not wear bikinis. In fact if all fat chicks just went on a diet then we wouldn't have any fat chicks to look down upon. We would enter an enlightened era where everyone was beautiful and none of these accidents ever happened. Done I just saved the world. You can thank me now.
LittleBossLady 0
Actually, no. 1.) How do you know she's fat? 2.) Beauty is very, VERY subjective. 3.) 95-98% Of diets fail no matter how hard the person works to keep the weight off. ((Believe me, I study this stuff... There are studies proving it.)) 4.) I'm fat and I love being fat. 5.)I can wear any goddamn thing I want and you can't stop me or force me to go on a diet! HA! Long live different kinds of beauty! We are not a world that should be conformed into one kind of wonderful. I would say that if everyone like you were gone, we'd enter a world of enlightenment and beauty. But... it takes all kinds. ^_^
Deenz 0
People like you are hindering the road to Utopia.
omgpewpewlazersp 0
world of enLIGHTnment great one ;P
BeeHappy_fml 0
Actually, back in say, pre-medieval times, there was pretty much no such thing as a fat person. Why? Because everyone had to get off their lazy asses and farm/work hard physically to keep their families afloat. So don't start spreading any BS about how "real women have curves" or anything because, actually, REAL women are healthy. Not walking skeletons, and not fat disgusting lardos. So yeah.
Hendrixguy 0
On a broader scale: We are naturally drawn to exotic people in general, take the world a hundred years ago where plump women were at THE top. Why? Because that meant they could afford a lot of food and were very rich. IF you somehow made every woman in the the world skinny, over time however, people would be attracted to people who aren't so skinny. Similarly, people used to hold the notion that people with glasses are smart, most likely because that usually meant their vision deteriorated from excessive reading. Today, with laser eye correction, that notion is slowly being reversed as only people who are fairly wealthy can afford to have the procedure done. If you still don't understand, in layman's terms: People want what they can't have. Take away fat people? Guess what, they become what everyone wants. Its a simple fact of life, oversimplified above, but the point remains the same.
Donk93 0
You're a *****, arent you?
mialee34 4
LittleBossLady, THANK YOU!!! I'm fat and every one of my friends thinks I look better than most skinny chiks because I'm okay with it. So f those who think being fat is a bad thing. I can still do the best tango in my town!
zombiebombatron 6
I love you.
MiGman 5
303 I completely agree. Some people think that they should be really thin and that's attractive but I just can't see how it is
yellowaholic 25
Well bikinis in general are very small and easily untied, I used to wear a string bikini that if you even jumped in the water wrong you would end up flashing everyone and I've never been fat. I think that no matter what size you personally are a bikini can come undone quite easily.
yellowaholic 25
Well actually #303 back in pre medieval times being fat was a sign of wealth and prosperity and was actually considered to be sexy.
watrpologuy 4
U say this because you are fat? I nv understood women like you some men dont say it to offend but being fat means you are un healthy and very un attractive to most
tolkien897 15
We would enter a time where everyone would be exactly the same and boring, just like you.
dyingstart 0
#10- how do you know she was fat? Bikini strings are like shoe strings, they just come untied sometimes.
rodgaetef 0
she's fat because she got stuck in the slide...
HTXMEX 0
Wow Fyl indeed