Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
Today, I went down a water slide. Halfway through, I got stuck behind some kids who were blocking the tube. Seconds later, a big-boned lady crashed into my back. Her solution to break the blockade was to start kicking my back repeatedly as hard as she could. The kids still wouldn't move. FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
Today, I took my kids to the beach. My autistic son decided it was a good idea to pretend he was drowning. I tried to tell onlookers he was fine and not to worry. My son popped out of the water and laughed hysterically at them. FML
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hungarian93 0
why wuld u ground them. then let them play more? makes no sense. bad parenting. ydi
Sportsfan86 3
kids: 1 you: 0
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Comments (212)
stevenmx86 8
Ha-ha ydi op
wd0 1
kid suck dont they?
ChrisSG 0
^ I see what you did there.. lmao
skittle68 0
op, idea of not leaving the water park immediately when you (apparently) grounded them
mintcar 10
76, I agree. " I'm going to GROUND YOU, but first we should continue to have fun and more fun."
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
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fakeaccountX 6
Nothing like a pair of exposed chesticles.
itsbutagame 0
what does op mean?
Tadeusz_fml 5
original poster
madarchod 0
op = organic pussy
rockurheart 9
well op means either out of place. or for me since im a gamer it means overpowered
RedJester23 6
how come this doesn't happen to any hot chicks at the water park when I'M there?!?!!?
daterminator 0
WIN
RedPillSucks 33
I loves me some organic free-range pussy
planbsponserme 2
115- optimus prime
guitarman1998 0
hahaha you are awesome
kapippenger 0
do her nipples not have any sensation in them or something? there is a difference between water and the texture of a bathing suit.
Sportsfan86 3
kids: 1 you: 0
madarchod 0
How can kids be singular? kids > 1 op = 1
CoonAndFriends 0
Points. As in score one for the kids.
TropicalTulipz 0
lol
DefineNormal 0
retard
RedJester23 6
girls = 2 cup = 1
t3chn0cr4t 6
More like: Kids: 1 You: DD
hungarian93 0
why wuld u ground them. then let them play more? makes no sense. bad parenting. ydi
A_Khalifa 0
they were fighting, not playing. there's a difference
boatkicker 5
Probably because water parks are fairly expensive to get into and OP didn't want to have wasted the money. The grounding was probably for once they got home, for X amount of days.
harrypotterrfan1 0
what does ydi mean?
TheBestManEver 0
ydi = You dumb idiot
Nandito2 0
You Deserved It.
harrypotterrfan1 0
oh I get it now. #35 that's funny and pathetic at the same time XD
bwhahaha_fml 10
don't worry 35 that's what I though it was when I first saw it.
gt23n3 0
Blondes. What're you gunna do.
max_wilder 9
you dumb **** that's not bad parenting
justsomgirl 4
Sometimes, as a parent, you need to sacrifice your own fun in order to teach you children. I completely agree with the bad parenting comment.
mola_mola 3
62 well, they certainly won't think that's for sure :D
Euroguy20 0
Hello beautiful
XxEmoSnowboarder 8
lmaoo @ 62 hahahaha
funzcpl 0
ah, sweet revenge!
CaseyLove91 5
how the he'll did you not notice your boobs flopping everywhere?
Nandito2 0
small **** I guess P_P
CitrusGirl 0
Boobs don't flop. They'd have to be very VERY saggy to be flopping. Like 97 year old saggy. Boobs are hemispheres, they can't very well "flop." Also, you'd have to be purposefully moving in a way to get them to "flop."
nerdsgetmehot 23
#39 I have small boobs and I'd still notice if they were exposed.
CaseyLove91 5
you can tell when you don't have something covering you boobs. small or big, perky or saggy.
chinadollsierra 0
Maybe she just has her boobs out a lot so she didn't notice because she was so used to the feeling? xD
Kua_Mei 0
"There was so much water that I didn't realize..." Read the post correctly?
chinadollsierra 0
Water makes no difference. You can always tell when your boobies are out.xP so like I said, it's most likely typical for her to be naked.xD
beccusmaximus 0
Actually, I think it'd be even easier to feel if there's water sloshing all up on your exposed breasts. I guess some people are just totally unaware of their own bodies.
the101dan 0
You all fail at life, besides 153. Water was already splashing at her breasts (inside the bra) before they popped out. How do you think the bra moved enough to expose her boobs? Loose bra and/or high water pressure. Either way, the water was splashing at her naked breasts the whole time.
Chinnithy 0
boobs went numb?
chinadollsierra 0
I know how it feels lol you can tell these things. You aren't a woman, therefore you wouldn't know what it feels like. Unless you have man boobs and wear bikinis to waterparks, then you might know.[:
ipeal2 7
^win
DoomSkuller 28
It's kinda the same way for men and swimming trunks kinda hard to miss the feeling if them sliding off
DoomSkuller 28
Of*
Mesocoollike 8
Your kids are freaking genius:)
awks 0
hahaha Yo kids are da best (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))
jonny2x4 0
So the boys got back at you by neglecting to tell you the "girls" came put to play.
bigphill1333 0
^Great picture!! :0
Fortuitous 0
Your lucky some horny teenager didn't cop a feel.
Fortuitous 0
*You're
xLil_Mx 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Aw so at the end they got along, by using you! Well YDI for grounding your kids cause they were arguing.
A_Khalifa 0
fighting
TheBestManEver 0
Read the FML. They were little kids, so when the OP used the term fighting she meant they were full out beating the shit out of each other, not arguing with each other like they were sensible adults.
noscope_ftw 0
y don't you read it? it doesn't say they were little kids they could have been 11ish
TheBestManEver 0
I'm making a logical generalization dickbeard. Age of 0 - 14 = little kid in my opinion. Early teenagers do not fit the description of a regular teenager, so they are deemed "little kid".
mola_mola 3
i think that 0-8 is more like little kid, if at 14 someone called me little kid i would feel incredibly patronized
boatkicker 5
Little Kid- under 8. After that point, the "little" gets dropped and it's just "kid"
QWERTYCommander 5
14 is a little kid? I'm sorry, but 14 isn't an early teenager. Little kid = 0-8. Kid = 9-15.
lalagirl912 0
0-7 little kid 8-11 kid 12-15 teen.