Today, my friends and I planned to go to a waterpark together. However, due to a "miscommunication," I, and only I, was given both the wrong time and the wrong meeting place. I spent three hours sitting in a parking lot in little more than my swimming suit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the friend I was supposed to meet said, "Oh, I forgot to put it in my calendar." She than suggested all our friends drive out to her place in the morning (instead of the agreed afternoon) when I was unable to attend, which she knew. FML
Today, I was meeting up with a friend in a town. He said he was at the restaurant we were going to meet at; I was too. Turns out I was in the wrong town. FML
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
Today, a friend texted me to get a ticket and go to a theme park with her tomorrow. I bought a ticket and didn't hear from her until 5 hours later to say she was sorry, but she doesn't think she'll be going. It was $65 and non refundable. FML
Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML
Today, I was set to meet my friends at a new, trendy café. I arrived early, eager to impress, but ended up walking into the wrong café and got stuck for an hour engaged in a disturbing conversation about serial killers with a total stranger who'd deludedly mistaken me for a long-lost friend. FML
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
Today, as a good friend, I went to pick up my buddy from the airport. I arrived at the wrong terminal and waited for an hour before realizing he had landed an hour earlier at the other terminal. By the time I found his whereabouts, he'd already taken an Uber home. FML
Today, I invited over 30 people to come to the park with me since the day was nice and cool. I sat there for three hours by myself. FML
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brittanyayy 8
You lasted three hours??
jackii1313 9
Are you sure they're friends? I think you need some new ones.
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Comments (95)
LaughterofCorn 4
Sounds like you could use some new friends OP, but I guess you know that by now.
alex0213 5
Did u try calling them after 15 mins lol?
AprylAnn 23
Exactly! If no answer, no reason to hold on to false hope Op, sadly enough.
NOOBSQUAD 0
Sounds like you got some real good "friends" there OP.
emeraldisle 30
What rubbish mates. Time for some new ones.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
With friends like those, who needs enemies? I'm not sure I would call those people your friends and mean it. But I think I would have gotten the hint after three hours.
pokefan813 16
Or thirty minutes... I'm not tht patient.
xxmollyxx 25
Did you travel all the way there in only your swimming suit?
redhedsaysrawr 18
I know how you feel OP, i was once given a specific mall and meeting spot to meet up with friends at. I stood there for three hours before giving up and going home. But I didnt let it get me down, I just shot down every other one of their attempts to "hang out" with me again, and got some new friends.
laurenlovesjb 20
Wow I would have left after one hour! And I'm sorry OP, maybe you should drop these idiots you call friends and get some true friends who want to hang out with you and won't screw you over!
ImTheAlpha 30
I think you're one of the few beliebers I can stand.
AprylAnn 23
I agree, friends who don't appreciate you do not deserve your friendship Op!
CokeOrPepsi1337 1
Would not stand around for three hours.
Shaneisabeast 0
Tell them u no the truth, and if they have a problem with u then say it to ur face, if they act like nothing happened, kick their asses!