Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I was taking a customer's order when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted, "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML
Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML
Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
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icecreamdriveby 5
She's an attention seeker.
NGM_KID 0
LMAO!! There's an ad on this page that says "ARE YOU FAT? Take the fat test and you will know!" OP - That sucks, but you didn't feel bad about it before, so why know?
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Comments (119)
Hoppipolla 0
listen to #9.
ayebabyyyy 0
AHAHAHAHA I AGREE WITH #6 ! LMFAO but seriously .. ouch i know how you feel though .. my friend always says shes fat.. when in reality, she isn't . BUT ANYWAYS .. FYL i feel for you though
Spudski 1
U must be real fat
RPGod 0
Well, is she shorter than you? If so, that would make her fat.
Shmoopie4 0
Wow, your friend is a whiny little loser. Drop her.
Sleepwalker418 0
Ew, your friend is a ******* bitch. Drop kick her ass.
_Skies 0
http://www.dumbspot.com/fat-test?gatherer_id=100332&gclid=CJWIyKWD-ZoCFQEeDQodjFE2dg Haha, this was an add on this page.. Advertisers these days know their audience.
ziqi92 0
omg, stop being friends with her. attention seekers r so annoying...!!!!
Moooshie 0
Punch her in the mouth?
anglcdvl89 0
#80 is that so her friend can't eat, will become skinny, and no longer complain about being fat? 'Cause if so, then I second that...it's called being a good friend xD