Today, my best guy friend set me up on a blind date. Almost immediately after the guy and I sat down, he excused himself to make a call. A couple of feet away from our table, I heard him say, "Come on, Justin, this is the best you could do??" Over the phone. Justin is the guy who set us up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
Today, my best friend had set me up on a blind date. The guy demonstrated at length that he could do different cartoon voices such as Donald Duck, Droopy and many others the entire time. Oh, and he also kept wanting to talk about his farts. FML
Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML
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Orchid_fml 2
that's why you don't go on blind dates .
too_much_fun 0
When he comes back you should be sitting at the table talking to your "friend" "Yea, no he's a little under average looking, kind of awkward. Oh hey, I'll call you later, he's coming back." Make sure he hears you.
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Comments (40)
gorbagil 0
Ouch
MadaFaka_fml 0
In such case always forget u r wallet at home, anyway don't pay even if u can afford.. like they say: u pay for ur mistakes so let him pay for you.
DLBL 23
That's lame, just weak. Best to pay your own way and not owe this asshat anything. Or leave before ordering anything.
manyourlifesucks 0
My names justin. Just thought id point that out
Orchid_fml 2
that's why you don't go on blind dates .
olisykes_ 0
exactly. blind dates are for sad people with bad social skills.
owneditup 0
u makin fun of sad ppl with bad social skillz? cuz ur making me cry so much that ill never talj to anyone again
biwinning88 1
Agreed. I refuse to go on blind dates and feel as though they really are for people who are too shy or too bad with men to go up to them themselves. I just meet men the normal way, by going up and talking to them its not hard, either they are interested or not, but its no skin off my back if they are nor interested
anonymous100000 17
this happens oftens. both guys and girls do it. I'm sorry OP. FYL
Nicki_Diamond 0
That sucks..
iamazombie 0
i agree with #2... anyway guy sounds like a douche. f his life, get on with yours
MR_OHCRAP 0
I agree, that guys is a fag. OP, don't worry about him, he is the type that pays prostitutes and the like. Don't worry if he judges your outsides, it is your insides people should feel good about.
too_much_fun 0
When he comes back you should be sitting at the table talking to your "friend" "Yea, no he's a little under average looking, kind of awkward. Oh hey, I'll call you later, he's coming back." Make sure he hears you.
_Noon_ 0
Awesome idea. She could be even more offensive though, after what he did to her.
CellBlock70 0
you are the kind of people that cause us to live without peace.... turn the other shoulder, who cares what the fag said.. a vengeful comeback will get you nowhere
Achall91 17
Says the one who uses the term "fag". Your the asshole.
iampjman 0
hahahahahah u must be fugly (fen ugle)
mobius8 0
Should have let him know you heard, and said you agree, you were wanting to ask Justin the exact same thing.
gotsparkly 0
This. :)
red_orchid 0
Nice. I'm gonna agree with #8.
jadore_me 0
ahgreed
rustyrox 0
What a duche, don't let that get to you.. I would have walked out right then, I hope you did!!
kennakatherine 0
What a jerk.
Imawhalerider 0
Order the most expensive thing there. Make him diereheaa money.