Today, I was taking a customer's order when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted, "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. The waiter brought some bread and I started eating it as I waited for him to take my order. When he approached me he looked at me and said, "Don't eat too much bread honey. It'll make you fatter." Not fat, fatter. I never thought of myself as fat. FML
Today, I saw an attractive, thin woman eating a salad. Trying to be smooth, I approached her and told her that she didn't need to eat so scarcely, because she was beautiful. She promptly gave me a dirty look and informed me that she was a vegetarian. FML
Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML
Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML
Today, at work a customer yelled at me, called me a 'fucking bitch', 'a fat whore', and, told me to lose weight because I wouldn't let her in the grocery store I work at to buy lettuce, after we'd closed. Lettuce for her lizard. FML
Today, I was reduced to tears and called a "useless fat bitch" by a customer I was serving. She didn’t realize that the steak fajitas she’d ordered had steak in them. She said she was a vegetarian. She failed to mention it, but apparently it was "my fault" because I “should have known." FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
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AWiseChicken 9
Bitch cray
cherries62212 16
She needs new brain cells to go with that salad. Her sour attitude will eventually get back at her! I give it 5 years!
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Comments (104)
AWiseChicken 9
Bitch cray
fortune789 17
"Bruh..."
XxDevilxXGt 26
Powerful words from a wise chicken.
katieemerr 15
She sounds like a bitch.
BassinBoy14 13
Snored. It takes away from the skinny illusion. Also an interesting word..
AWiseChicken 9
Bitch be snortin'
cherries62212 16
She needs new brain cells to go with that salad. Her sour attitude will eventually get back at her! I give it 5 years!
anonymous_365 12
I think she needs lard dumped on her food. Do it, OP.
JMichael 26
More like a side of bitch. Make sure you super bitch size that for her.
TheDevilWearsJoe 8
Why 5 years? She'll be talking to the hand very very soon.
BvbArmy_0 18
Drench the salad in fatty oil high calorie oil make the calorie count really high
kibster9 20
What I hate is people that are so mean, even when they get compliments.
23lf 16
"Today, some fat bitch told me I was skinny. FML"
MaryssaJean 13
I'm sorry. People can be cruel. Don't worry about that customer, hopefully you won't let that comment get to you because her opinion doesn't matter :)
zenrael 21
Well **** you very much too.
DeadPixel4 29
Ignore the anorexic asshole. She probably thinks eating half an olive makes you fat. You're probably actually normal and good looking.
cp399 14
I agree, however please don't use anorexic as an insult.
TheCrispyCat 20
I'm pretty sure asshole was the insult.
OysterPearls 33
Using a very real psychological disorder against someone is disgusting, and regardless of how she treated OP, the use of that word in #6's comment was an insult, and a definitely uncalled for one at that.
SmoothPancakes 10
Oh go cry from a soapbox somewhere else. Jesus, politically correct ***** everywhere these days.
Lil_Red777 21
It does sound like she has an eating disorder. So who knows.
theaaxis 27
Sounds more like she's a snobby attention *****...
gothicminx89 3
#51 Or maybe she's like a large portion of the female population obsessed with being 'thin'. I hear it all the time from people who are about a size 8.
am_bugg 20
What a bitch. I wouldn't have even told her she wasn't fat just because she was fishing for compliments.
shudson186 17
It's so upsetting when that happens. You try to give a compliment and people **** you over. Cheers OP that lady is just a bitch.
Birdclawz 17
Fyl, what a bitch
gracehi 33
I guess she's never seen "Waiting." Be sure to give her the special salad dressing.