Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I was taking a customer's order when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted, "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML
Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML
Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
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icecreamdriveby 5
She's an attention seeker.
NGM_KID 0
LMAO!! There's an ad on this page that says "ARE YOU FAT? Take the fat test and you will know!" OP - That sucks, but you didn't feel bad about it before, so why know?
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Comments (119)
annamg 0
I hate girls who complain about how fat they are for attention. Either get in shape, or learn to accept your body. Stop fishing for compliments.
justdance45 0
omg that made me lol so much. sucks to be you! YDI and FYL
Waabishkii_ikwe 0
Wow, your friends a bitch. You know what's supposed to normally happen when you try to cheer someone up when they're complaining about their weight? "I'm so fat!" "No you're not, just look at me." "Oh you KNOW you're not fat, I'm the only obese chick around here." And so on...If your idiot friend was really so upset, then she should go do something about it. Obviously, you aren't fat if you hadn't even noticed it.
bugsuck09 0
i wouldn't be friends with someone who is so attention seeking like that, that she would go out of her way to put you down
floresntadolecnt 0
#42, lmao tryna sound all deep with that? There are plenty of fat people, in fact it's really common in America. Huge health issue.
spongebobrocks 0
Wow, she should stop complaining and get her fat ass up and do something about it, not just sit there and wait for her fat to magically disappear. That was a bitchy move, I'm sorry, dear.
rityz 0
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
uberchicken 0
And she had to bring you down with her. Misery loves company, I guess.
heatherrrx 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAH, oh man, what an epic fail. Maybe you two should work out together and stop being "fat." I would've slapped her and left personally.
nammz 0
Wee I moderated this one! I'm guessing you're not fat, and your friend is one of those bitches that think anything over a 100 pounds is obese.