Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I was taking a customer's order when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted, "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML
Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML
Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
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icecreamdriveby 5
She's an attention seeker.
NGM_KID 0
LMAO!! There's an ad on this page that says "ARE YOU FAT? Take the fat test and you will know!" OP - That sucks, but you didn't feel bad about it before, so why know?
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Comments (119)
xo_emily_xo 0
DAMN! Your friend is such a bitch!!!! You should dump her ass for being so mean to you and calling you fat.
HellEnvenom 0
HARPOONS @ YOUR FRIEND! FYL
fuckzombies 0
Sounds like a one of the jokes from a really crap comedy.
jjman1221 0
Maybe you two could work out together and both lose weight :D
melanijade 0
tell your friend to stfu and just do something about it.
anglcdvl89 0
Seriously, I hate people like this; the kind that always say "I'm fat. I'm ugly. WHINEWHINEWHINE" aka ATTENTION ******. Next time, just agree with her. So the conversation should go a little something like this: YF: I'm so fat! You: Yes, yes you are. YF: (GASP) I can't believe you said that! Bitch! U: Really? I'm a bitch for agreeing with you? Isn't that what friends do though? Agree with what their friends say? YF: Well yeah, but-- U: Seems like you're the bitch to me Then you walk away leaving her confused and wanting a Twinkie.
dancing_bear 0
For ****'s sake. People whinge about this shit all the time. Your friend is just looking for attention. If she was really so upset about being "fat" that she cried over it, she would get off her arse and do something about it. You can't be that fat or you'd know there was a problem yourself. Ignore her.
fobchick 0
What a bitch! Tell her to go find attention somewhere else, period!
happygoluckyhh 0
Your an idiot. If you knew you were "fat" or at least not stick, stick skinny then that's the wrong thing to say, espically when the person is already unhappy.
shaniqualee 2
Just be all like "BITCH" *slap slap slap slap slap slap* until the fat goes away!