Today, I found out that the guy I've been anonymously sexting with through an adult website is the seriously creepy stalker-ish front desk worker from our office building, who also happens to be the building owner's son. Shit. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
Today, my creepy co-worker walked up and said, "You know, I was having sex with this girl last night, and I almost said your name." FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, I found out that my boss's ex-husband is my company manager. They are one office space apart and constantly shouting about one another. I'm in that one office space between them. In the office across from me? Their daughter. FML
Today, I learned that my boss is a pedophile. He knows that I know. This is because he saw me looking at him… on the sex offender registry. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, a guy I blocked online for sending me creepy messages showed up at my house. I have no idea how he found my address, or even my real name. FML
Today, my mother arranged for me to meet the man she is planning to marry. Turns out, my future stepfather is also my creepy old boss, who spent 4 months hitting on me before I quit a year ago. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years, the father of my son, has been the pervert who has been harassing my mother with weird texts and pictures of his knob. The cops told me after we went to the police station to report it and catch the creep. FML
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TrashlifeKaylala 12
Curious as to how you found out? Lol that’s the downside of using online for that. I understand its easier with complete strangers, but you never really know who you’re talking to
RichardPencil 32
You’d better hope you’re right about “anonymously.” Otherwise, you’ll have to be his bitch.
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RichardPencil 32
You’d better hope you’re right about “anonymously.” Otherwise, you’ll have to be his bitch.
TrashlifeKaylala 12
Curious as to how you found out? Lol that’s the downside of using online for that. I understand its easier with complete strangers, but you never really know who you’re talking to
Mungolikecandy 19
As long as he has not found out you are fine. Just stop doing it.
bobsanction 18
What does that say about your taste in men?
Takegami 22
🅱️EGONE THOT