Today, my best friend called me and told me she was in the hospital in labor. Excited, I rush to the hospital. Once I arrived, I saw my boyfriend of 4 years in the room. I asked him what he was doing there and my friend says, “You wanna tell her or should I?” Turns out he’s leaving me for her. The baby is his. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at the hospital I work at, I had to deliver my best friend's baby. I later found out that my ex boyfriend was the father. Normally this wouldn't faze me, but it did because we broke up last month. FML
Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML
Today, my now-ex-fiance told me he’s leaving me for his pregnant coworker. The baby is his. The same coworker he assured me was just a "professional platonic friendship." Our wedding was set to be this Saturday. FML
Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months found out she was 4 months pregnant with her ex's baby. She told me I could leave her and she wouldn't blame me, but I decided to stay with her. She told me she loved me and then dumped me because she needed to be with her baby's daddy. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend sobbing so I went over to comfort her. She didn't want to talk about it, but was inconsolable. I called her best friend to help out, as maybe it's easier for her to talk to a woman instead. I found out from her friend that my partner's ex got his new girlfriend pregnant. That's why. FML
Today, I got a message from a woman. It was my boyfriend of five years' ex-girlfriend, telling me that she’s pregnant with his baby and that they’ve been together for a year. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Next time you see him make sure you kick him in the nuts so he never has any more kids.
MidnaLink 35
Why wait? She's already at the hospital.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Next time you see him make sure you kick him in the nuts so he never has any more kids.
MidnaLink 35
Why wait? She's already at the hospital.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Worst place for it. Everyone there would help him recover.
J_Free_Woods 29
She did this to you and you’re still best friends with her? I hope you dumped them both. If you were dating for four years she knew what it would do to you and if she’s in labor, it means they’ve been doing the Humpty Dumpty for more than a couple of months. Friends like this are not real friends.
Rake 18
She is your best friend and the subject of who the father is never came up? And why would they wait until after labor to tell you? Why would someone who is just giving birth want this drama 2 seconds after? Something is very weird...