Today, my brother arrived at the cabin we’re staying at on a trip. He insisted he got the bed I chose. My father responded, "You wouldn’t want the bed if you knew what he did in it last night." I laughed until I realized there's a mirror where he could've easily seen "what I did last night." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
Today, I was in bed, about to fall asleep, when I remembered something funny. While trying not to laugh, I started grunting and biting my lip, when suddenly my brother walked by my door. He refuses to believe that I wasn't masturbating. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, I went over to the house of a guy I have hooked up with a few times. After we got done, I asked him why we were not in the room across the hall. He said that was his twin brother's room. FML
Today, I tried to prank my little brother by jumping out from behind a door to scare him. I ended up scaring myself when I caught a glimpse of my weirdly-lit reflection in a mirror mid-jump. FML
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tipsyone 22
To be honest you deserve it for not making sure that you’re totally private
BurnInDemonFire 39
Were you jacking it with the door open, and a well-placed mirror was able to afford your dad an accidental peek, or are you sharing a room with your dad, and you thought you were knocking one out on the sly, but the mirror let your dad see? Either way, keep your hands above your waist until you're guaranteed alone time. You can have a YDI to mourn over in the meantime.
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tipsyone 22
To be honest you deserve it for not making sure that you’re totally private
BurnInDemonFire 39
Were you jacking it with the door open, and a well-placed mirror was able to afford your dad an accidental peek, or are you sharing a room with your dad, and you thought you were knocking one out on the sly, but the mirror let your dad see? Either way, keep your hands above your waist until you're guaranteed alone time. You can have a YDI to mourn over in the meantime.
lukecandoit 5
the room was an odd shape, and had a glass door. the bed was around the corner from the door, so you couldn’t see from outside. but there was a mirror in which you could look through the door and into the bed which wasn’t aware of. it couldn’t have seen much but knew what happened..
0neiros 14
Really? at my peak, I could "Hold off" for a few days. Get some self control, you won't die If you go a week without, or do it in the privacy of the shower like everybody else,