Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
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omfg_creepers 8
some people pay for that. consider yourself lucky
skip_m 6
Post your friend's address.
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Comments (135)
perdix 31
We don't know the OP's orientation or what are the genders of the senders (that rhymes!) Too many variables! If you get a nice dick pic, steal it and use it as your own. By the time the girl sobers up and realizes you deceived her, you'll want her to get the hell out anyways.
LeeRed 15
What was your number again?
TheDrifter 24
555 867 5309. Didn't you know, its the direct to OP hotline.
winkydog4056 16
#93_I think that # only applies to she OPs. That's Jenny's # (didn't think there were FML'rs old enough to remember that)....
jryan2 16
Funny, Jenny doesn't answer
AlyssaEsposito 6
Send them back plumber cracks!
MrPlopper 9
What?
winkydog4056 16
#33_Didn't you pay attention to Nancy Reagan? Say no to crack!
coolhandluke60 6
Haha that's awesome I'd do the same hahahaha
Trai 6
Well.. Looks like it's time to put my phone number on craigslist
Severed95 8
just be like, HEYYYY ;)
sobeowns 2
keep it up... maybe you'll get some hot pics
stormchaser24 24
Google "Craigslist (your number)". That should find it.
kingbrizo 24
exactly what i was going to say... either that OP, or you could just head straight to CL and type the number, with no spaces, dashes, or parentheses (assuming your "friend" put in the area code aswell) may i also suggest you hit up the classifieds for a new friend?
nnnope 26
Just search your phone number and make sure the "title only" box isn't checked. With that said, you should forward all the pictures to your friend.
perdix 31
Sounds like a free subscription to Chatroulette.
zombieslayer83 19
so what's the problem?