Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
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omfg_creepers 8
some people pay for that. consider yourself lucky
skip_m 6
Post your friend's address.
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Comments (135)
davek 36
Is there anything on Craigslist that is legal, genuine and non-creepy?
TahoeFMler 22
In the tool bar, search your number and then flag it. Good luck.
livetobike9 4
Men or women
richieadler 7
Frankly, OP, that should read "my former friend".
JayLeAnne 9
My friend did the SAME thing to me. Twice. And I still can't find the ads.
jennuhm 4
Type your phone number in the search...duuhhhhh
Miki101 18
You know, maybe you should do something even worse for revenge. You should photoshop your friend's face onto naked bodies (or acquire naked pictures of said friend) and post them on Craigslist along with his or her number. Then, all you have to do is watch and laugh maniacally like so, "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
Synthesiate 7
"friend"
paolino_fml 18
How is that a negative thing, I mean, some must be good no?
fantasyworld 39
Send dick pics back.