Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was so desperate for a friend that I posted a Craigslist ad to find one. Now my phone's filled with spam and I still don't have any friends. FML
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
Today, my husband and I switched phones by accident. I've already received several naked pictures from one of his co-workers. FML
Today, my friend posted my picture on Craigslist under the "men seeking men" section. I got 16 replies with 2 hours. He then decided to post another picture of me under "men seeking women" to compare results. The only reply I got was from a man. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I got jumped by five dudes who took my phone. On it I had naked pictures of myself. An hour later they sent the pictures to all of my contacts. FML
Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
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omfg_creepers 8
some people pay for that. consider yourself lucky
skip_m 6
Post your friend's address.
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Comments (135)
bubo_fml 11
repost back on to craigslist...For all to see...
redhedsaysrawr 18
Don't give out revenge, you could get in serious trouble yourself. If you really want to push them, call the police
CallMeMcFeelii 14
What OP's friend did was a dick move. No pun intended, but calling the police is even worse than getting random naked pictures in my book.
cheezepoof2002 4
snithchin ass lil bitch.
evilplatypus 39
Not only is that infinitely more of a dick move, but I really don't imagine the cops giving too much of a flying ****. Most usually have better/more important things to deal with.
coolhandluke60 6
Gayyyyyyy!
amillionbucks 5
Idk, why dont you just turn your phone off? Delete the messages later.
seandoc 13
Is that good or bad?
Doortje 30
Well, it's on a website called '**** my life'. I think you can figure it out from there.
spikekutter 9
i would love the boob pics but not the dick ones..
howdeedoo 22
I'm sure many people would
jjbond01 4
That sucks, well you could put his in a gay ad #jussayin ...
da_directioner39 17
#Hashtags #don't #work #here.
Megan98 18
Put your friends address & phone number on every sight you can think of... :)
amillionbucks 5
Like dictionary.com! The correct spelling is *site, idiot
verkaderk 9
Hail hitler!
unhappybitch 8
No need to be a dick about it either douche.
SilverInGray 25
She made one mistake, don't be a jerk.
Xquisite1 28
Look up the meaning to the word "intentional" and then the meaning for"mistake" . You will find that they are quite different by definition. After learning the definitions of both words, you will soon understand that a MISTAKE is unINTENTIONAL and INTENTIONAL intent is NOT a MISTAKE.
Dixbfloppin 11
You seem unhappy, 37...
Megan98 18
Simple mistake...I know how to spell the word for both meanings. Just didn't do it right there, ha.
WingsFan80 4
If that is your deer in your pic, you are alright by me. :)
Megan98 18
Lol, it's my deer. :)
False_Stupidity 42
Oh deer...
winkydog4056 16
Forward the pics to your 'friend' and his mother.
False_Stupidity 42
Sending them to his friends mother seems like a bad move as his friends mother will think he is a creep.
florido_fml 10
Not going to lie, i have done the same thing to a friend, pretty funny.
TellMeWhatsDeath 14
Not funny on their part.
florido_fml 10
Eh funny on my part =D
evilplatypus 39
51 - Your parents must be so proud! ~You're so clever and amusing! Your friends must all love you~
florido_fml 10
Matter of fact they are very proud of me and all my friends love me =)
evilplatypus 39
True story?
Chris455 8
SCORE!