Today, I talked to my crush for twenty minutes at Wal-mart. Then I realized I forgot to take off my Weight Watchers meeting nametag. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I talked to my crush for half an hour. It wasn't until I was home that I realised I had some remains of the sausage roll I ate an hour earlier spread all over my teeth. FML
Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and, instead of talking to him, I burped, and he just walked away. FML
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
Today, I went to the store in the most awful looking pyjamas possible, ran into my crush, and he looked at me up and down and laughed. FML
Today, I ran into someone I'd never had a crush on in school, but because I've realised we have a lot in common, I get nervous whenever I see him. I was so near to him while paying for food that I had an anxiety attack, and had to leave quickly. FML
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, my crush talked to me for the first time. He told me to stop staring. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, I sent a message to my crush saying, “Hey, how are you?” I immediately followed it up with another message that said, “Oops, wrong person,” because I panicked. Now he probably thinks I wasn’t even trying to talk to him. FML
Today, I somehow managed to FaceTime my crush instead of texting him. I panicked, dropped my phone, then answered the call with an unflattering close-up of my forehead. FML
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owlowl 0
who cares? if you're fat, he already knows you're fat. now he knows you're doing something about it.
skullet 0
so? at least you're trying..
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skullet 0
so? at least you're trying..
Veritas143 0
haha i know is he going to be like.."Oh my gosh you're fat! I had no idea!" I mean come on..all that says is you are trying to lose weight..big deal
foolsangel 4
I agree. At least you weren't caught splurging on junk food or something. You're making an effort to get healthy, why would he look down on you? If he DOES look down on you for that, what do you need him for? Surround yourself with people who will support you, not make fun of you or think badly of you for being healthy.
farhil 14
if there was a girl that liked me, and I noticed she was trying to lose weight, that would make more likely to like her
Sun_Kissed18 25
hahaha nice #17, you made me laugh :) and agreeeed. At least he doesn't think you are lazy. Though that might be a tad embarassing, oh well!
justdancebbyx3 7
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alvar 0
Not only you're making an effort but you also inadvertently showed him that you are not afraid to let the world know, so to speak. FYL for being embarrassed of your own strengths!
CJSK8sZero 0
I agree with #17
americuzz 8
I don't think this is an fml. at least ur trying
J0gby 0
who cares, flawnt that tag like it's your own pride and joy!!!!
owlowl 0
who cares? if you're fat, he already knows you're fat. now he knows you're doing something about it.
spoo 24
Exactly, write skinny bitch on it.. problem solved!
JassyJas 2
it shows that youre proud that youre choosing to be healthy
Starfire22 5
Who cares your doing something about it! Be proud your trying
DeathByFalchion 0
Once I wore my WW nametag in public all day by mistake...I'm sure it's no big deal.
dramatay 0
He still talked to you for twenty minutes. That's pretty nice. Obviously the tag didn't bother him.
rubberduckie94 13
my thoghts exactly. not to mention most guys do like some curves.
igotabigego 0
hahaha omg hw embarassing, but i agree at least ur doing something about it
zimandme123 0
I don't get how this is embarrassing??
itsmelen 0
I'm pretty sure the WW nametag didn't make him suddenly realize that you're overweight. Just keep at it!
MonsterTBW 0
If he talked to you for 20 minutes he doesn't care that you're fat or he doesn't care that you're fat and he doesn't like you. Be confident and think it's the first one.
Missita 0
If you're worried about him thinking you're fat because of the nametag, that doesn't make any sense. He can see what you look like, you know.