Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML
Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML
Today, I swapped seats with someone on a ferry so she could sit next to her friend. Minutes later, a child sitting behind me threw up on my head, while the girl I had swapped with and her friend laughed hysterically as I attempted to wipe the puke from my hair. FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
Today, my friend got drunk. He always pukes when he gets drunk, but I decided to drive him home anyway. He didn't puke the whole ride. We arrived at his house and he got out. Right as I was about to drive away he stumbled back to my car because he forgot his wallet. He grabbed it and puked on me. FML
Today, I took my best friend to an '80s party. She drank too much and ended up puking all over the interior and exterior of my car, as well as inside my right legwarmer on the 30 mile trip back home. FML
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
Today, I tried being the 'cool parent' by taking my kids to a fancy, expensive amusement park, but ended up getting stuck on every ride and getting motion sickness. FML
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nephilim241 19
Maybe you planted a seed of thought!
Despereaux 15
At least you weren't sick? But op that blows. All over you.
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Comments (38)
Ceejay1 13
You asked for it .
Zebediabolical 45
My question is how did she /make/ you? Unless she physically forced you onto the ride, you always had the option not to get on. If you think you're going to puke on that type of ride and get on anyway, YDI.
Kkkdawg 27
Ugh. I made the horrible mistake of eating a shitload of cheese, then going on a carnival ride once. Fortunately tho, it ended up being alright. There were these two incredibly obnoxious girls in the cage below my friend and I (we were on the 'zipper') they wouldn't stop screaming at the top of their lungs the entire time and they were pissing everyone off. I ended up puking out the cage and it went all over them. It shut them up pretty quick. None of it got on me, or my friend. That sucks for you tho op.
bamagrl410 31
At first I thought this read "Today, my friend made me go on a carnival cruise..."
RodzillaX 30
I can only hope it was one of the last rides of the day. Or that you had a change of clothes.
Faff 20
Maybe she got sick of your complaining
YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16
Wowww… I literally haven't puked since the first grade… you people have weak stomachs!!!