Today, I had to explain to a friend that the show writers for Glee did not write "Bohemian Rhapsody" and that Freddie Mercury did not steal the song from them. We're both 17 years old, and she reacted by kicking a chair at me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad forbade me from playing or listening to Queen because Freddie Mercury was gay. FML
Today, I actually had to explain to my sister that Shrek was not in fact based on a true story. She replied that I'm a "clueless twat". FML
Today, my friend and I were discussing music bands, and I asked who her favorite Queen member is. She looked at me like I was from another world and said, "I don't have a favorite British queen. That's like, so weird." FML
Today, I had to explain to my housemate that the cast of "The Crown" is not the real Royal Family impersonating themselves. FML
Today, my best friend and I performed a rap to our whole school. The rap was "made up" by our friend. After the performance, a lot of friends asked me why I did a rap from Hannah Montana. Apparently the rap was off of a show for 8 year olds. We are 17 and people think we watch Hannah Montana. FML
Today, I mistook my neighbor’s karaoke party for a heated argument and called the cops. When they arrived, everyone was in the middle of a dramatic rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody. FML
Today, I was in a band with some friends and we got our first gig at a local festival, but I'd already agreed to work serving drinks at the festival. My bandmates got really annoyed and kicked me out of the band. They then went ahead and performed the song that I WROTE, without me, at the festival where I was working. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to play my friends the demo CD that I've spent all summer recording. I didn't tell them it was me. Not even 10 seconds into the first song, my best friend asked me to turn it off because it sucked. FML
Today, I joined a new choir. My director asked me if my best friend was actually my girlfriend. Taken aback, I said no, I was not a lesbian. He then asked me to clarify my gender. FML
Today, my teacher called a friend and me out of class and told us we had been reported for plagiarism because our answers to a problem were nearly identical, and he said that I shouldn't have shared my work. This for an assignment where significant marks were awarded for collaborating with peers. FML
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
You should have shoved the chair up her ass. It's what Jesus would have done.
plum_lovin 28
Dude, no offense but I want to punch your friend in the face for thinking that the Glee writers would even possibly think of coming up with such a magnificent song such as "Bohemian Rhapsody"... Queen is the stuff man.
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Comments (135)
vcapelo 19
Your friend is so mature!
DeidaraAkatsuki 17
Nope, she's just a ******* dumbass
WrongRomance 11
It takes a special kind of stupid to mistake that XD I remember arguing with someone because they thought a newer punk band wrote the song Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson.
BradyT918 9
Well Alien AntFarm did a decent remake. Sounded good for the first year it was out
Zebediabolical 45
Go youtube NiN's Hurt. Half the comments are people wondering why Johnny Cash let that 'little emo wanker do a shitty cover of his awesome song' and the like.
MDTeddy 13
She isn't mature so stfu! Also, is she dumb in general? What does she do in school?..or did? I don't watch Glee. I am not a 13 year old girl or a girl in still highschool who used to be 13. Boy bands and more singing crap. I don't even listen to the radio in my car. The only music i hear is from the internet, games, or places where music just happens to be playing. Some tv shows too, but not an all singing tv show. American Idol used to be good, but teens ruined it by being stupid and killing their generation. Btw, annoying girls screaming is not attractive.
nightbirdblue 27
Go home #96, you're drunk.
clever_name_here 7
Your right, the screaming only hurts your ears, its not attractive. It shows that your a total psychopath in my mind.
rawr_ily96 24
#96 It's sarcasm. In other words, a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
@96, "I am not a 13 year old girl or a girl in still high school that used to be 13"? Allllllrighty then! Also, calm down. The original comment was sarcastic and there are plenty of 13 year old girls (even ones that watch Glee) who aren't dumbasses. It's the ones like OP's friend in the FML that give them all bad names. Though the screaming fangirling is a little annoying. But so is your incessant ranting.
hahafmls 8
All faith in humanity lost...
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
You should have shoved the chair up her ass. It's what Jesus would have done.
Cartera 10
Amen!
mikepzz 27
Starts a slow clap for Jesus*
sonicgreg 12
Is this the real Christ? Is this just fantasy?
JACKxRAWR 22
Maybe she forgot her "WWJD" wristband.
bamagrl410 31
58, you can't just start a slow clap at any time and expect everyone to join in. You have to wait for the right moment.
seandoc 13
I would've cuntpunted her
whatthefreshhell 15
I'm just going to pretend this FML was made up, okay?
wjh100 13
be careful saying something like this even jokingly could easily get it moderated then they send you a message about how it sticks to your account for so many months etc etc.
plum_lovin 28
Dude, no offense but I want to punch your friend in the face for thinking that the Glee writers would even possibly think of coming up with such a magnificent song such as "Bohemian Rhapsody"... Queen is the stuff man.
CrissyyyS2 22
A punch in the face won't suffice.
TheNewGuy03 29
If it were such a thing, then brain bleach would suffice. Not because the "friend" saw something terrible, but because the contents of his brain suck altogether.
yeti37 16
Oh, momma Mia! Let me go....
Ameel_fml 19
I'm no advocate for violence....but if you kill your friend, nobody will blame you, OP.
SammyS2012 21
not even that, but didnt she realize that Queen wrote the song decades ago and Glee came out within 5 years...?
BellaBelle_fml 23
I don't mind people making covers of songs. But you had better do just as good, better, or so different that it's good. However, you just don't even try to best Queen. Freddie will out Queen you on every level.
lenamartinovic 13
Some people... Smh
stevothedevo 25
What a drama queen
Sandsh8rk 36
Faith in humanity: -1000000
Jaxx66 21
6- Those are the types of brainless people that watch that horrific show.
SammyS2012 21
Don't you mean "What a killer queen"? ;)
conholio33 28
Im sorry that your friend even watches glee....
doodlecloud 27
Ditto, but even someone who adores Glee wouldn't make this mistake would they? I mean, the whole point is kinda that they take existing songs and put their own spin on them. Surely any Glee fan would know that?
kenoswild 14
Your friend needs a proper education on music history...
Uhscanherdarklee 10
What? The friend's not correct? Does this mean Under Pressure isn't actually a knock off of Ice Ice Baby either?
seandoc 13
It's much better regardless
pinkdragonfly 9
Wow. Youre friend is the definition of a dumb bitch
Zomg_Okay 27
You probably shouldn't be insulting other people's intelligence.
thejimler 9
or insulting a female dog's intelligence
Gook0123 9
the truth hurts.
TweetAnne 13
That is the generation that will lead the world in a few years. The future seems bright.