Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML
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Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with a group of friends, one of whom was a girl I really like. When we got on the roller coaster, I was ecstatic that she wanted to sit next to me. Not even half-way through, I ended up puking all over the both of us. FML
Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML
Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML
Today, I swapped seats with someone on a ferry so she could sit next to her friend. Minutes later, a child sitting behind me threw up on my head, while the girl I had swapped with and her friend laughed hysterically as I attempted to wipe the puke from my hair. FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
Today, my friend got drunk. He always pukes when he gets drunk, but I decided to drive him home anyway. He didn't puke the whole ride. We arrived at his house and he got out. Right as I was about to drive away he stumbled back to my car because he forgot his wallet. He grabbed it and puked on me. FML
Today, I took my best friend to an '80s party. She drank too much and ended up puking all over the interior and exterior of my car, as well as inside my right legwarmer on the 30 mile trip back home. FML
Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML
Today, I tried being the 'cool parent' by taking my kids to a fancy, expensive amusement park, but ended up getting stuck on every ride and getting motion sickness. FML
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Top comments
nephilim241 19
Maybe you planted a seed of thought!
Despereaux 15
At least you weren't sick? But op that blows. All over you.
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Comments (38)
stevothedevo 25
That was a Sympathy puke
oj101 33
Tell her you will be bankrupt for a payback. And whilst you're at it, tell her she definitely will find a pot of gold tomorrow.
EVnIAS 13
puke on her! An eye for an eye! Unless you want her to pay for you to get new clothes but I mean come on that's boring!
Jharrist89 12
That sucks
ComoEsJuan 24
No, it blows.
mangoboy1 19
"No"-Rosa Parks
EVnIAS 13
"I had a dream!" MLK Jr.
_DudeGuy_ 16
"Wake me up in 5 minutes" - everyone ever
CrissyyyS2 22
There's an excuse to get new clothes. She better be paying!
mr_sarcastic416 29
awesome comment dude
TheNewGuy03 29
The big question is did you puke as well? And if you did, did you also do so on your friend? ...and why would your friend force you to get onto a ride that *she* couldn't tolerate??!
Sputnikspak 13
This is a pretty good argument for why I don't go to carnivals (or amusement parks, although Disney was okay, plenty to do there that didn't involve rides). I get motion sickness at the drop of a hat. Some rollercoasters, I can handle (no sharp turns, don't go upside down, I can see where I'm going), but I don't do anything that spins, goes really high, or goes upside down. Nope.
perdix 31
The first rule of Puke Club is: Don't talk about Puke Club.