Today, I took my best friend to an '80s party. She drank too much and ended up puking all over the interior and exterior of my car, as well as inside my right legwarmer on the 30 mile trip back home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I picked up my 3 friends from a party. One of them drank too much and claimed she needed to throw up. I pulled over multiple times so she could. It didn't happen until we were right in front of her house and still inside my car. FML
Today, my friend got drunk. He always pukes when he gets drunk, but I decided to drive him home anyway. He didn't puke the whole ride. We arrived at his house and he got out. Right as I was about to drive away he stumbled back to my car because he forgot his wallet. He grabbed it and puked on me. FML
Today, I was the designated driver for my friend's 21st birthday. On the way home from the bar, he threw up all the pasta and tequila he'd had onto the back seat of my car, and told me it was part of his whole party plan. FML
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML
Today, I was designated driver for my friends. This entailed standing around in the cold for 3 hours, not drinking, dealing with drunk people, and oh yeah, I almost forgot, cleaning up vomit from my hair, my clothes, and my new car. FML
Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML
Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML
Today, I had to be the designated driver for my mom and aunt. While driving them home, my aunt threw up on the car floor and my mom peed her pants, leaving a puddle in the seat. It was my car. FML
Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML
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musicalibrary 4
How did she manage to puke inside your legwarmer?
vincespektor 0
it was an 80's party jackass. it was the style back then
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Comments (74)
kamc 0
ewww
Lawzen_Rainbow 7
fyl. I'm emitophobic. I would have passed out
deathcab7 0
i would get sick if i got puked on. thats nasty :/
boots9491 0
you guys are probably all virgins who don't have fun in their lives
icall_BS 0
Its called pulling over and cleaning yourself. I call BS on this one.
boyguydudemalema 0
yeah, i'd pull over and let her puke beside the road or something, and if im the person puking i'd try to avoid puking on stuff like the exterior of ur bff's car, i meant ur already outside at least try not to aim at the car.
rjj_fml 0
YDI for letting someone inside of your car after they puked on the outside of it.
musicalibrary 4
How did she manage to puke inside your legwarmer?
zebra_pillow 0
that's what I was thinking thes freakin nasty! *gags alittle*
jeaniechic 0
thats what i was wondering
PuPeT_KaI 0
You don't wanna know how. <3 >w///<
DakodaC 0
I would've made her pay to get it detailed
E40_fml 0
YDI for wearing leg warmers.
vincespektor 0
it was an 80's party jackass. it was the style back then
bunny911 16
lmao I was totally gonna say the exact same thing as #4 lol but as a joke lol I wear leg warmers, they're awesome lil
pryo 0
WOOT! 80's!
Invioletlight 0
who actually wears legwarmers?
princess09 3
it was an 80's party
BigLostBear 0
I agree legwarmers are very HOT!
MoonyIce 0
They were at an 80's party, or did you not actually read the FML?
onnielief 4
friends don't let friends drink to much!
ninja_ness 3
I would make her eat the vomit off my floor
yankfan89 27
I would have made her walk home or call a cab
tbbucs 0
she's a maniac! (80s flashdance reference)
lolz_box 12
MAAAAANIAC O-AWAOOOO
Horney4her69 0
legwarmers are hot!
nyc718 0
The 80's are soo bad as
xundria 5
Well, it was already said... make her pay to get it detailed.