Kids, Health and Parents: Queasy

Queasy

By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 18:00

Today, I tried being the 'cool parent' by taking my kids to a fancy, expensive amusement park, but ended up getting stuck on every ride and getting motion sickness. FML

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Chazzster 29

Friday 24 February 2023 23:34

It’s one thing to take the kids to an amusement park because either they want to go or you want to go verses trying to impress someone. Forget trying to impress the kids or your partner/spouse - Do it either because they want to do it or you want to. Personally I love roller coasters… In the long run it’s usually less the special treats that kids remember, and more the everyday behavior of their parents they remember. Not that kids don’t like treats - they do. But one nice day doesn’t make up for a year of unpleasant behavior. In the end you have to be parent first, and then friend. Forget about trying to impress the kids…

RichardPencil 30

Friday 24 February 2023 21:28

You don't hear many stories where the narrator tries to "look cool" and they actually pull it off.

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 24 February 2023 21:28

You don't hear many stories where the narrator tries to "look cool" and they actually pull it off.

Chazzster 29

Friday 24 February 2023 23:34

Anderling 32

Saturday 25 February 2023 13:40

Almost always, the kids will grow up and eventually realize that the Cool Parent was never the one there when they needed it, and the one telling you to do your homework and brush your teeth and put on a long-sleeved shirt when it’s snowing outside is the one who actually had to do the hard work of teaching kids life skills because Cool Parent wasn’t going to.