Today, my friend gave me a fortune cookie that said, "Don't be saddened by an upcoming event". Three hours later my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I was too superstitious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant with my boyfriend and his family. After the meal, we all decided to open our fortune cookies and read them out loud. On mine, it said "You will change your mind many times before settling down." I didn't realize what it meant until after I'd read it to them. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, I was at a Chinese buffet, and I got a fortune cookie. I opened it, and it said, "The love of your life is sitting across from you". The only thing across from me was an empty chair. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
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Top comments
JessTrek 0
I agree with #1 and 2. That would be a really dumb reason to break up with someone. So, in other words, you had a different fault that ended the relationship.
SuperSpore 0
It's a mis-fortune cookie!
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Comments (67)
fwongraven 10
This is so desperately obviously made up - sorry, YDI for being so lame you need to invent a FML.
divineinstrument 2
Get lost fake police. Haven't you ever heard of a coincidence? Amazingly, some of those do make their way onto this site.
Unlucky_Gun 0
You can't prove this is fake. You obviously never heard of coincidence or irony
mikakarie 0
Ha that sucks.
lil_miz_liz09 0
Whoa. Ironic much?
Abirys 0
Lol tht sux
Vagrarian 2
A friend was on the opposite end...he was dumped because his new love thought he was bad luck.
kitties_fml 12
what? this isn't real. no one in the real world would break up with someone because they were too superstitious, that's ridiculous. do you guys really buy this?
xNephilim 19
Yup, I do. Because people make up all kinds of weirdo excuses to break up with someone. I was told that my ex broke up with me because his friends didn't like me. I never even met his friends. So, a whole lotta bullcrap.
kirbz 0
PWNED!!
Subjectzero 0
I don't believe for a moment this is true
shewasalmost18 0
Yah, this story is fake. tryin too hard to make a story turn out ironic buddy
ridgie 0
How ironic. FYL.