Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
Today, my roommate showed me that her pepper spray had expired, so I decided to test it on myself. It worked. FML
Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML
Today, I was trying to remove a temporary tattoo my friend put on my cheek. When warm water and soap didn't work, I tried something else. Just so you know, Mr. Clean Magic Erasers do not, in fact, work by magic. Tell that to the massive chemical burn covering half my face. FML
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
Today, I got several thumbtacks jabbed into me. Why? Because my cousin thought it would be a funny prank to superglue a bunch of thumbtacks to his nerf darts. My left forearm is still bleeding. FML
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by punching through a piece of old drywall karate kid-style. As it turns out, the drywall was actually a thin piece of concrete. I now have a busted hand and a girlfriend with a new story to tell all her friends. FML
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
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Top comments
Alleged_Cranium 7
Since you're not using it, would you donate your brain to science? They could use it to study the null-brain.
sweet_candy_ 17
You should have tried it on your friend.
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Comments (229)
creamcheese724 0
my semen tastes like candy. put it to the test
testthecoal 5
It's a me, Mario!
MichaelGood 0
haha this is so true my bros n I always end up doing dumb painful shit, but at the same time make the best memories like roman candle fights n such
annihil8or 15
LMAO @ #22
Thanateros 1
Take an actual gun and shoot yourself in the head next time. I hear you won't die. Moron.
vegan_muffin 5
That doesn't even hurt that bad. I used to staple my arm all the time for fun back in high school.
Cenobyte 10
Always test information like that on the person who insists that it's true.
joker2980 0
she is gorgeous as well as asiancookie :)
denvan 0
You know FYI if you jump of a bridge, you will land in your feet, and walk right after. Try it and let me know.
loppisloppan 2
are you that guy who got featured on rwj's new video? well you're probably not. there are so much stupid people out there ! and by "there" i mean america.