Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
Today, my roommate showed me that her pepper spray had expired, so I decided to test it on myself. It worked. FML
Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML
Today, I was trying to remove a temporary tattoo my friend put on my cheek. When warm water and soap didn't work, I tried something else. Just so you know, Mr. Clean Magic Erasers do not, in fact, work by magic. Tell that to the massive chemical burn covering half my face. FML
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
Today, I got several thumbtacks jabbed into me. Why? Because my cousin thought it would be a funny prank to superglue a bunch of thumbtacks to his nerf darts. My left forearm is still bleeding. FML
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by punching through a piece of old drywall karate kid-style. As it turns out, the drywall was actually a thin piece of concrete. I now have a busted hand and a girlfriend with a new story to tell all her friends. FML
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
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Top comments
Alleged_Cranium 7
Since you're not using it, would you donate your brain to science? They could use it to study the null-brain.
sweet_candy_ 17
You should have tried it on your friend.
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Comments (229)
youfailed18 0
Are you a moron??
anonnie 0
Lol stupid
xBangOut 4
* claps hands *
narcovaizard 0
let's see how politically incorrect I can be. she's a woman, a Brit, most likely a blonde, and she was touching a tool instead of a kitchen appliance. do I win?
josephhhhhh 0
WIN ^_^
Thanatos1206 0
You never win when you need to ask..
brianjman14 23
24, yes. Yes you do.
7mood75 7
Yeah you win especially because it's international women's day.
C6Racer 0
Break moments in de-evolution.
GuyMcGee 0
SUE HIM
sammy92 0
what a blonde lol
VirgoCrazy 0
ima blonde and the top of my class in MIT why does everyone think blondes are stupid? oh ya cuz we're super hot
tsunamisurfer08 3
Top at MIT? I find that hard to believe considering how poorly this was typed. Granted, I do feel the blonde stereotype thing is stupid, but don't be a prime example of why it exists.
j_cat187 20
i heard a nailgun wont go threw ur skin
SassiestLemon 2
121*
MichaelGood 0
it seems really bad but staples don't hurt that much! unless they lock in then u really have to rip! but honestly not the worst, I've had medical staples and been stapled with those desk ones. it's not the worse but I'm sure it was a surprise!
rebekahmarie 0
You must be really dumb!
R34luver 5
dumbass @130 tht is the most beast dark side of the moon pic ever
MichaelGood 0
no I was stabbed and got medical and I stapled my finger twice!
Link5794 18
I'm pretty sure it started with Bulma's mother from dragon ball
Dillon000 3
my iPod app reads the first two comments as first...the ****
Lalala1996 0
YOU ARE SMART.
kyarush 10
you are beautiful
AsianCookie247 14
hahaha
zinoxity 23
3 - Wanna go out with me? <3
VladAlex 0
creeper xD
SassiestLemon 2
Well, she is.
sweet_candy_ 17
You should have tried it on your friend.
cmath_fml 19
lol!
peppermintstick 0
Haha! That would have been a lot better of a story, thats for sure!
PeteyPablo12308 20
Right? Although a regular stapler works on skin, so why wouldn't a staple gun?!?
urdirtyolduncle 15
im guessing OP is going to try the staple gun next time
youfailed18 0
WHY DID THEY DELETE THE FIRST THREE COMMENTS??!
anonymous_guy589 1
How did it work out for ya?
Alleged_Cranium 7
Since you're not using it, would you donate your brain to science? They could use it to study the null-brain.
sYmhaHa 0
What? O.o
MemoriesOfOblivi 1
lol! :D
dropdead16 0
Win.
lizzyc93 0
total Win :)
jjkiss 0
bi winner
someone_cool 6
WIN!
lyncecelia 13
totally deserve it. What an idiot.
beannlove 7
OP, did you know that "oranges" spelled backwards is "gullible"?
subiedude08 17
No it doesn't
teentee401 37
^found the gullible one
Zodaicz 4
I don't mean to seem stereotypical...but blonde much?
SkoomaKi 28
You seem stereotypical.
yuggi1 11
You are so gullible, OP. I wonder if the 'let me stick it for a second' works on you.
picupbart 0
how bout: makes clenched fist with your thumb knuckle sticking out. close your eyes and tap knuckle against front teeth ten times! this means your smart if you can do it... go on
blazeit420 0
what does that mean?
enonymous 9
If you were a male I would have hoped you were stapling your foreskin together so you wouldn't try to have kids ever. Since you're a female the best I can hope is that you pierced you nipple
yuggi1 11
Nah, there has been cases where women pierce their labias shut for celibacy reason. Mmhhmm!
YayaInLalaLand 0
Oh ew. That sounds painful.
gonzaval 0
;)
ROBSTENLVR 0
ok whoever u are ur calling her stupid but ur the one who spelled Anonymous wrong!
Anteezy 7
Next time try it on your friend.
rallets 23
or staple her ****** shut ahh wtf, this was for #12
pwincessa23 1
what?!!!?