Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
Today, my roommate showed me that her pepper spray had expired, so I decided to test it on myself. It worked. FML
Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML
Today, I was trying to remove a temporary tattoo my friend put on my cheek. When warm water and soap didn't work, I tried something else. Just so you know, Mr. Clean Magic Erasers do not, in fact, work by magic. Tell that to the massive chemical burn covering half my face. FML
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
Today, I got several thumbtacks jabbed into me. Why? Because my cousin thought it would be a funny prank to superglue a bunch of thumbtacks to his nerf darts. My left forearm is still bleeding. FML
Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by punching through a piece of old drywall karate kid-style. As it turns out, the drywall was actually a thin piece of concrete. I now have a busted hand and a girlfriend with a new story to tell all her friends. FML
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
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Top comments
Alleged_Cranium 7
Since you're not using it, would you donate your brain to science? They could use it to study the null-brain.
sweet_candy_ 17
You should have tried it on your friend.
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Comments (229)
Iknoweverything 29
YDI for not asking your friend to prove it. Anybody with a brain knows that someone not willing to prove something to you is trying to make you look like a fool. (And guess what your friend did?)
hiddenriot7 5
your a dumbass
brianjman14 23
^Irony...
cptmorgan15 2
Huh?!!!?
xXBlackAceXx 0
i totally agree
DocBastard 40
I have this oceanfront property in Topeka, Kansas I'd love to sell you. Seriously, right on the ocean! Beautiful views! Just sign here on the line.
Zebidee 9
C'mon Doc, this wouldn't even be close to the most stupid thing you've seen a human do to themselves...
OCDC 9
Waaaiiitttt....it's only about twenty minutes away from Los Angeles, right? Because I definitely want a beach house in Kansas, but only if I don't have to drive too far to go shopping every weekend.
YayaInLalaLand 0
YDI for being an idiot.
ideasrule 13
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AssDan 0
Lol.
catnip216 0
FYL since you're stupid enough to try.
shad93 3
I think he meant gun!
imsobad 0
you. are. so. stupid.
HB2PENCIL 0
are you stupid ?