Today, my friend bet everyone at my lunch table that no one could catch the fly that was flying around our table. I reached up and caught it. It was a wasp, and it stung me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried channeling Mr. Miyagi by catching a fly with my bare hands. It turned out to be a wasp. FML
Today, there was a gigantic wasp in my room. It stupidly flew upwards and got hit by the rotating fan. It then immediately decided to take it's revenge by stinging me. FML
Today, a work colleague was trying to kill a fly that was buzzing around the place. I was about to go on my break, but was stopped because she missed the fly and accidentally whacked me in the balls in the process. By the time I didn’t feel sick anymore, my break was over. FML
Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML
Today, a wasp somehow got into my parents' house, so I went hunting for it with my dad. I found it and, after getting into position, took a strong swing at it with a fly swatter. Unfortunately, being very uncoordinated, I missed. You can figure out the rest. FML
Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML
Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML
Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML
Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
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Top comments
FiFah3 1
you couldn't tell the difference between a fly and a wasp?
iClumsyNinja 0
How is it possible to mistake a fly for a wasp? Ydi for being stupid
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Comments (79)
G_thelegend 0
boohoo
omgthatsosuppera 4
YDI now that wasp is going to die :(. was it really THAT annoying? living creatures are just minding their business learn to recognize the difference between Wasps and Flies
DalekScythe 0
bees die from stining, wasps sting all they want.
PixelNoob 11
Have you never encountered a wasp before? Those little bastards are hardly innocent creatures minding their own business...
shinrawr 0
badass
Malarkey23 4
@ #73 Go take your P.E.T.A bullshit some where else **** the wasp, natural selection, the wasps that don't get caught in a human hand are the ones that survive!
kbear2896 9
Lets catch a fly! Said no one ever.
DontSaveMe 16
Whoops...:3
FMLL2016 16
How could you not know it was a wasp?
jen1097 25
It could have been a little paper wasp