Anonymous
Automaton
Today, I had to admit that my coffee addiction is really bad when I woke up in a Starbucks with no memory of how I got there. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML
Anonymous
Cleveland, United States
Slow down
Today, I woke up late for work. In my rush to make a quick cup of coffee, I forgot to put a mug under the machine. I came back a few minutes later to a kitchen counter flooded with coffee and had to clean it up, making me even later. To top it off, I was out of coffee. FML
Anonymous
Leeds, United Kingdom
WAKE UP IT'S MONDAY MORNING!
Today, I was running late for work so I grabbed my coffee to go. I was rushing down the stairs when I stumbled a bit and spilled the entire cup of coffee all over myself. I had to go back up, change clothes, and was still late. The kicker? It was decaf. FML
stuff2710
United States
Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML
lisa321
United States
Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. The employees told me that there was no more coffee. I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day. They had been yelling back the whole time. Little did I realize, they were saying April Fool's. FML
Coffee
Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML
Anonymous
United States
I'm not awake yet
Today, I bought a coffee on my way to work and put it in the cup holder. At the next red light, I noticed it was empty. I'd apparently forgotten to put the lid on. My passenger seat was covered in coffee. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Strung out
Today, I realised just how caffeine dependent I am. I didn't have time for my morning coffee, work is out of milk, and I only have $1.30 in my bank account, so I couldn't buy a coffee. Today has been a struggle. FML
Anonymous
Not a morning person
Today, I went to make coffee, but having just woken up, I forgot the paper filter. You can guess what was in my coffee… FML
SplashOuch
United States
Butter fingers
Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Once you figure out this mystery, you might want to question why Starbucks is your drug dealer. Making coffee at home is infinitely cheaper and you'll have 24-hour access to your caffeine supply. Expensive trips to Starbucks ought to be for special occasions.
turnabouttrial 21
you disassociated. please talk to your doctor about it before you find yourself in worse place not knowing why or how
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RichardPencil 32
Once you figure out this mystery, you might want to question why Starbucks is your drug dealer. Making coffee at home is infinitely cheaper and you'll have 24-hour access to your caffeine supply. Expensive trips to Starbucks ought to be for special occasions.
tiptoppc 21
Seconded. It’s over-roasted crap slurry in a cup.
turnabouttrial 21
you disassociated. please talk to your doctor about it before you find yourself in worse place not knowing why or how