Today, my fish's tank was all green and nasty, but I had no time to clean it because I woke up late, so the job was left to my mom. When I came back, the water level seemed high, and the fish looked a little strange, so I asked my mom what she did. She said "I cleaned the tank with chlorine!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad decided to clean my 20 gallon fish tank. I had 6 fish. One of them was called a transparent fish, clear with a bright orange tail, which was my favorite. My dad didn't see it, and dumped the water out along with it. FML
Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my mom and wash her car while she was away. Today, I also found out how gross our well water is. The car looks worse than before. FML
Today, I finally found out why my fish were dying in their tank. My younger sister had been spraying detergent in there because she wanted "to make the fish smell like lemons". FML
Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML
Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, my mom is on vacation and I’m taking care of her pets. I also get to clean the entire house. No, she didn’t ask me to do that. It’s just that I had to hold my breath every time I opened the fridge, and there is no surface clean enough to actually touch, so I simply couldn’t help myself. FML
Today, I was called gross by my mother for not cleaning my bathroom. I normally clean it every day, but today it looked clean, and I really needed a break. FML
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Top comments
z_vet 0
Ouch. I am sorry, but your mom is just plain stupid.
amberdenise 0
aww poor fishie
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Comments (92)
forallitsworth 0
Yo mama is so stupid
boarderchika 0
dude if youre gonna leave the job to your mom, educate her...god people like you make me sick...sorry i work at petsmart and i get dumbass people like that in all the time and it makes me wanna rip my damn hair out.
randomreader2315 4
I worked for Petsmart as well (currently working at Petco lol). I hate people who don't ******* listen as far as proper tank setup and maintenance are concerned >.<
wtfdidido 0
That's what you get for waking up late!
boarderchika 0
plus...considering you waited to clean the tank till it was gross...i take it that you waited a few good months...fish tanks should be cleaned weekly to every other week. i just cant stand people like you who neglect their fish.
Occam 0
#28 called the OP an idiot....don't know why.
LoveMeTURBO 0
your mom is a idiot what the hell!
Brittanyy 0
Uhh sorry. Your mom is an idiot.
Paulspacefdot 0
Mom was trying to make a point.... Clean your own damn fish tank. Your fish. Your tank. Your problem. You made it HER problem. She solved the problem. No problem for her any more. Suck it up, and learn to clean your own fish tank, and not make it your mom's problem.
Mustloveinsanity 0
Your mom is an idiot, hope she's not in charge of feeding the dog.
kraezeeAcE 0
I have to say you should clean your own fish tank, not to say that your mom isn't a idiot.