Today, my fish's tank was all green and nasty, but I had no time to clean it because I woke up late, so the job was left to my mom. When I came back, the water level seemed high, and the fish looked a little strange, so I asked my mom what she did. She said "I cleaned the tank with chlorine!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad decided to clean my 20 gallon fish tank. I had 6 fish. One of them was called a transparent fish, clear with a bright orange tail, which was my favorite. My dad didn't see it, and dumped the water out along with it. FML
Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my mom and wash her car while she was away. Today, I also found out how gross our well water is. The car looks worse than before. FML
Today, I finally found out why my fish were dying in their tank. My younger sister had been spraying detergent in there because she wanted "to make the fish smell like lemons". FML
Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML
Today, my mom was criticizing how I can't handle taking care of any living thing because I'm too irresponsible. We had a huge argument so I went back to my apartment, only to find that my fish had died. I forgot I had a fish. FML
Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, my mom is on vacation and I’m taking care of her pets. I also get to clean the entire house. No, she didn’t ask me to do that. It’s just that I had to hold my breath every time I opened the fridge, and there is no surface clean enough to actually touch, so I simply couldn’t help myself. FML
Today, I was called gross by my mother for not cleaning my bathroom. I normally clean it every day, but today it looked clean, and I really needed a break. FML
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Top comments
z_vet 0
Ouch. I am sorry, but your mom is just plain stupid.
amberdenise 0
aww poor fishie
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Comments (92)
Gringo_fml 0
She must be American =/
beyondperception 0
I agree with #10, you should've been more responsible and cleaned out your tank. Perhaps the night before would've been better?
blacklagoon_fml 0
#11 - because non-Americans are known to be really good at taking care of fish...?
spaghetti_fml 1
Wait, hold the phone. The fish "looked a little strange", but was it already dead or just on its way? Poor thing, either way. :/
hill00644 0
haha oh no poor fish, you shoulda gave ur mom instructions on how to clean it
bitchplease69_fml 0
My first comment! I don't know what that means, about chlorine. If it was crab you should have eaten it!
abouttofly 12
Why does that pickle you?
JFox 8
#17.. go ahead, eat crabs that have been doused in chlorine. It's good for you. We call that "natural selection."
Mattyknows 0
#8 is a prick. #19 is class. OP's mother is thick as two short planks. Your mum's dumb and your fish are dead. FYLx2
alex_vik 1
#17 - You're about as dumb as OP's mom.