LifeLikeLemons
Phoenix, United States
Today, I got rear-ended trying to move off the road because I heard a police siren. It was the radio. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
joshualover
United States
Wee woo wee woo
Today, I was driving through my neighborhood when I heard a siren. I looked into my rear view mirror and saw a motorcycle, so I pulled over. The motorcycle drove by, and it turned out to be an old lady with a leather jacket. The siren was in a song on the radio. FML
Anonymous
Warners Bay, Australia
What are the odds?
Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML
Anonymous
Spokane, United States
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
KobraKommander
France
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
stardustveins
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Anonymous
Today, my car horn got some sort of short and started beeping every 20 seconds or so. On the way to get it fixed, I got stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. Behind a cop car. FML
horribledriver
United States
Crash
Today, I was driving down a highway during rush-hour. I heard my phone ring and couldn't find it. I bent down to feel around for it and got in an accident and totaled my car. The ringing? A commercial on the radio. Where was my phone? On my dresser at home. FML
Top comments
rivaraven 35
Okay, why would you move just because you hear sirens? Here you start moving when you actually see them, because otherwise you have no idea where they are coming from and where they are going and you are just an idiot trying to switch lanes for no good reason. And possibly making the traffic worse. As you did, as we can see.
chirstinap325 23
Gotta stop listening to that gangsta music
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chirstinap325 23
Gotta stop listening to that gangsta music
ThrottleJockey 36
Bad boys, bad boys. Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
potatocouch 16
Did there happen to be an old lady passing you as well?
msberry445 19
I'm pretty sure the radio stations aren't allowed to play songs with siren sounds for that particular reason. So it was probably a cd or iPod, in which case, you deserved it because you should know those songs.
misspeach13 15
Actually I listen to the radio almost everyday and there's a song that plays constantly with police sirens in it. While I've never rear ended someone I always think the same thing as OP and look around for a police car
chirstinap325 23
I hear police sirens for the Jimmy Johns commercial on the radio all the time. Gives me a panic attack every time too haha
rivaraven 35
Okay, why would you move just because you hear sirens? Here you start moving when you actually see them, because otherwise you have no idea where they are coming from and where they are going and you are just an idiot trying to switch lanes for no good reason. And possibly making the traffic worse. As you did, as we can see.
cuz803 46
*** da police. Where's the N.W.A?
Love_L0ST 13
Next time check your mirrors and look around ehh?
Lull_fml 4
I've always thought that horn sounds and sirens shouldn't be allowed in radio ads. It's way too distracting to drivers.
morghandi 21
I always turn down my radio when I hear sirens for this reason... And I signal and look where I'm going... ¯_(ツ)_/¯
rockydify 22
Did you learn your lesson? Don't act without thinking next time.