Today, my fiancée broke off our engagement. For some bizarre reason, she'd hidden a pair of expensive boots and her iPad underneath our ride-on mower. I turned the mower on and destroyed both without realizing it. According to her, the fault is all mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Today, during an argument with my fiancé, I threw my engagement ring on the ground. The center stone broke off. Now he's couch surfing, and has sworn that he won't marry me unless I can find the stone. One stupid moment might actually ruin my life. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
Today, my fiancee broke up with me, all because I told her I couldn't install a home security system, fix a camera, and entertain her son in the hour before I went to work. FML
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aldwin_fml 7
WHO DOES THAT?!?!?
Wizardo 34
Your fiancé is crazy, definitely dodged a massive bullet with this one... btw run or its gonna be you under that lawn mower next...
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Comments (96)
AngrySailor 17
Sounds like some tweekers I've worked with. Paranoid as hell and constantly hiding stuff. Was she looking for government spy cameras in the walls of your house too? Either way she's crazy. Can't fix crazy.
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Sounds like you just escaped living the rest of your life wearing an "I'm With Stupid" tshirt.
Kristoffer 35
You really should look under the mower before starting it. Could be a cat under there next time. That said, the destruction of those items is 100% her fault, none yours.
Zebediabolical 45
I agree. OP's negligence in not looking under the mower is trumped by the SO's psychosis in hiding expensive things underneath it deliberately. FYL,OP.
rabies_suck 4
What did she expect you to do, Check underneath the mower before using it? FYL, OP
dj8798 9
good thing she wasn't hiding a boyfriend
kazmie 8
she just saved you from marrying her crazy ass. . . she did you a big favor
Louis1992 9
Did u get saying in this? I would of said "shit happens" lol but hey u dodged a horrific marriage.
Collegegurl 12
I admit i hide things in strange places but never underneath a lawnmower
bluspy 3
You had one stupid girlfriend!
icepick23 12
She was just being flirty?