Today, my fiancée broke off our engagement. For some bizarre reason, she'd hidden a pair of expensive boots and her iPad underneath our ride-on mower. I turned the mower on and destroyed both without realizing it. According to her, the fault is all mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Today, during an argument with my fiancé, I threw my engagement ring on the ground. The center stone broke off. Now he's couch surfing, and has sworn that he won't marry me unless I can find the stone. One stupid moment might actually ruin my life. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
Today, my fiancee broke up with me, all because I told her I couldn't install a home security system, fix a camera, and entertain her son in the hour before I went to work. FML
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aldwin_fml 7
WHO DOES THAT?!?!?
Wizardo 34
Your fiancé is crazy, definitely dodged a massive bullet with this one... btw run or its gonna be you under that lawn mower next...
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Comments (96)
stormchaser24 24
I don't know how you did not realize it, when I was cutting the grass, I hit a small piece of metal a knew it right when it happened. But FYL.
Bibliovore 26
But that small piece of metal was blade-whacked the instant you hit it -- your immediate realization didn't stop you from hitting and damaging it in the first place. Likewise, boots and an iPad are goners the moment they're hit by mower blades. Really, the only way OP could have prevented damaging them is by carefully checking under the mower before turning it on... which really shouldn't have been necessary.
superdom 12
She def did that on purpose
Inciter 33
I doubt she wanted her expensive things destroyed, but then again, she might just be insane.
finch01 18
why were they down there. just wondering...
souljacker 11
Who bought her the boots and why was she hiding the iPad??
chandlerbelacic 17
She, is stupid. Dump her sorry ass
Eivana 37
She is very stupid and crazy. Dump her psycho ass and run the hell away.
MidnaLink 35
Yeah… clearly she did that on purpose. Run now, before you become the person going under that mower. Crazy bitch!
buddy51 23
Hmmm, OP, is that sort of like "my fiancee is so clumsy that she accidentally walked into my fist and fell down the steps and walked into a door!"? Either she set you up or you set her up and either way, FYL!
gioo_fml 6
Hahaha she's so stupid! Dude you are so much better off without her!
Lil_Red777 21
Sounds like you're better off. You don't want to breed with that "genius"