Today, my fiancée broke off our engagement. For some bizarre reason, she'd hidden a pair of expensive boots and her iPad underneath our ride-on mower. I turned the mower on and destroyed both without realizing it. According to her, the fault is all mine. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML
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Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
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Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Today, during an argument with my fiancé, I threw my engagement ring on the ground. The center stone broke off. Now he's couch surfing, and has sworn that he won't marry me unless I can find the stone. One stupid moment might actually ruin my life. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
Today, my fiancee broke up with me, all because I told her I couldn't install a home security system, fix a camera, and entertain her son in the hour before I went to work. FML
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aldwin_fml 7
WHO DOES THAT?!?!?
Wizardo 34
Your fiancé is crazy, definitely dodged a massive bullet with this one... btw run or its gonna be you under that lawn mower next...
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Comments (96)
JFloUnknown 24
Does nobody else keep their expensive items under their lawn mowers? Thieves never suspect it.
crazytwinsmom 25
Thieves will start looking there now.
skyttlz 32
Somewhere there's a theif who just read that... Now thieves will look there.
chanellgymnast 17
She sounds intensely psychotic. Best wishes on figuring everything out, OP!
Jharrist89 12
She was looking for a good excuse to relieve her conscience after leaving you.
whY402Jay 12
Stupid reason due to a stupid tactic.
EvilUndead 9
Well, as a fiance/gentelman you could offer to buy replacements. However, this situation looks a lot like some kind of crazy trap that was prepared in advance. So maybe she wasn't worth paying for replacements.
llama612 27
Sounds lie she planned that just so she could call off the engagement so yeah that makes her a well crazy, also if that wasn't the plan then well she's crazy either way you defs dodged a bullet there OP. Still sucks though hopefully you meet someone who isn't crazy next time.
ctchan2381 5
hey at least u know what a huge bitch she is before the wedding! You dodges a huge bullet, now go find yourself a lady who isn't crazy as ****
bimbim_fml 6
Do you have a cat or a dog? If yes, there is a chance it was the pet who hid the objects.
FlowerMama 20
A dog? Maybe. But somehow, I don't see a cat dragging an iPad around.
PandaSmile 24
Maybe she was cheating and the boots were a gift and she had evidence on her iPad? Why else would you hide stuff in a lawn mower? OP destroyed the evidence!
jjacci 12
I'm not sure if she did it on purpose to have an excuse to break up with you, or she is just so stupid she thought that was a good hiding place.